Let Me Brush You!
🕑 Added 2019-07-03 16:27:52 +0000 UTCShedding season for Sythe, and Maren's not having it! Suggested by TehBear!
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Darkwolf
Oh this should go in-comic lol
Natani Magi
Keep her at least 30 feet away from me and we'll get along fine.
Shadow_Wolfen
If anything she'll probably want him to, when he doesn't wanna do it.
Wild Space Saga
But ... brushy-brush = love! 0_o;;
TaiRaidriar
think he should run like hell dude.
Come on Sythe, let Maren do her work, and maybe you can return the favor with her cat form
Mediawatcher
She’ll brush him every night before bed
Mediawatcher
I’m sure it will eventually patience is a virtue
The Furry Centinel
Maren seems to have reached the ultra-instinct, you better run Sythe...
Kirien Fost
Ultimately the Squirel Waifu would groom you with their tongue~
SCD
Maren: [growls] Y-y-y... YOU!!!! YOU'RE the culprit! Just look at this place! Hairy furniture! Hairy food! Your smelly old hair is EVERYWHERE!!!! It was you.... all along.
Kubulai
I imagine this being a regular thing once they get married.
Deratizator
I'd be frightened as well. If anyone touched my hair, I'd kill them.
Ordithus
Maren is ready for WAR! The war of love~
Xian
Do as the human wife says, Scythe! Otherwise, she will have the squirrel wife chase and pin you so they can groom you!
Roughlandin
Sometimes loving someone means caring for them even when they may not want you to. Maren got that tough love vibe.
Thestooge
Better hope he doesn't want to do the same when Maren's a cat! XD
Ardenx Delvou
And Buff the Keidran Members of the party too xD
No
Aadarm
Yesss, let the Sythe x Maren happen.
Jordan Dean Ezekude
If TwoKinds had its own game, I can just see Maren using her grooming tools as makeshift combat weapons which can debuff enemies. =P
FurrySunny
RUN FLUFF! RUUUUUUUN!!!
Estragon
My older cat would relate.
She going to cut my hair! AHHHHH!
Oh God it a crazy Barber!
noxamillion
Given that Dog Keidran exist, I feel like what Sythe said could be (and probably is) racist. Also, you are a canine. You ain't that much different. Getting brush should be a deserving punishment.
DNMZ
You know she is just using that as an excuse to cuddle him right ? Lol
InkFire
A chihuahua and a medium-sized dog... the result of that cross would be comically small beside a wolf. A medium-sized dog at the largest would be ~60 lbs (and a cross with a chihuahua would be considerably smaller). A small timber wolf weighs in at 120 lbs, and a large one could weigh nearly 200 lbs. (I'm a vet tech and former dog breeder's assistant. This kind of thing catches my interest and I could talk about this for hours.)
Torbjörn Larsson
[Off topic] Genetically the dog and the wolf is the same species, too short time for speciation. Though you may need to breed, say a chihuahua, with a medium size dog before crossing with wild type [sic!] wolf.
Torbjörn Larsson
The Groom and The Brush. The brushing bride and her mate. "Congratulations on your shedding day!"
Leonard Browntail
And Sythe will become Mr. Fancy Sythe!
Leonard Browntail
"It HuRtS!" - Sythe 2019
Leonard Browntail
I myself have a lot of idea, but I can't give it to him cuz imma not a patron... I need munz D:
Leonard Browntail
They already did...
Leonard Browntail
How can't she not?
Leonard Browntail
X3
Leonard Browntail
U deserves a "OwO"ward...
DarthKeidran
Un-Limited Fluffer!
Leonard Browntail
"What if I told you... You can't" *Maren stares into Sythe's soul*
DarthKeidran
I want a sketch next week showing the end result after she caught him. Sythe. Running is a lost cause. If you’re gonna get your game on with Maren, and maybe even start a third hybrid family, eventually you’re gonna have to either groom yourself to her liking, or let her do it herself. The plus for the latter is she actually wants to. You’ll be hanging out with her without having to ask her out.
Leonard Browntail
Wait... Wouldn't him be naked? I mean like literally naked uncovered?
CrimsonQuill086
Floof the fur Maren! Floof his fur for POWER
Leonard Browntail
👌Agree👌
Leonard Browntail
She is a good groomer before so...
AngelandNoireDiaries
But a brush is good
Leonard Browntail
Young indeed 😅
Luckysniper2424
He’s like no you can’t you can suffer
Leonard Browntail
Forget World War Tree... This is World War Fur...
WereKeidran
Awwww, she cares!
Leonard Browntail
Same here
Mippy
This is hilarious 🤣
Leonard Browntail
It's probably enough to make me go to the ICU for my nonstop sneezing.
Ebin Shumate
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me brush you now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will brush you."
Leonard Browntail
Hey, how's life behind the green screen, Mike?
Leonard Browntail
Oh... And one more thing... The title is supposed to be "Let Me Ship These Two!"
metalman20
Oh god, RUN SYTHE RUUUUUUN. Also looks like running that much away from maren would be like running a marenthon..............I’m not sorry
Leonard Browntail
Canine... You're a canine... From the family of canidae... You're the ancestor of Evals... And yes... This data is valid based on my unnecessary research... May this info be helpful later on, Sythe... Oh, and for u Maren, u do your thing... Go sleep with him again like what you did before...
DarkWolfElite
Let there be an aftermath pic where Sythe is so fluffed up he looks like a cotton ball XD
Mike
There is No escape sythe. She Will find you.
Mediawatcher
Maren hates shedding as much as I do! I’m also under the impression she’s trying to come up with any excuse to get close to him
Westlac
She just wants an excuse to get all up in that wild boy bod.
DiDiDi-X
There's no running from her. She's gonna find out where he is by the amount of fur that is shedding from his body. Leaving a trace behind.
Wolf guy
Young love. 😻
Floof Ball
We've gone from a casual brushing to arming up with brushes, what's the sequel going to be? Maren is going to brush the entire cast! Then after that, the entire world!
Snowdayzz
the exact same relations with my cat
Josh Erickson
I just got an account and I have several ideas if you wanna hear them.
DiDiDi-X
I wonder how much fur she's gonna groom out of him?
Runeru
...Please hook up.