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Magpie finds Willow

🕑 Added 2020-05-04 18:39:20 +0000 UTC

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Supreme Leader Porg

Hello there

Supreme Leader Porg

Rapid lightsaber spinning intensifies

Tiberius Ponificus

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!

Torbjörn Larsson

A match made in junk pile seven.

SCD

Magpie: Ahh, I'll sell you at a high price! Willow: NO YOU WON’T!!!!

KaiserDunk

Can a disembodied Willow possess someone else who holds her lamp? If so, then maybe have Willow do so to Magpie.

MoppyPuppy

Okay, now have Willow get her body back and take revenge on Magpie by "doing stuff" to her.

Retro Fluff

And so the adventures of Magpie and Willow begins!

typo Adventure

Holy crap, this is my favorite thing.

coredumperror

Hey! She's not a big-eared weirdo! She's a medium-size eared weirdo.

Travis9x

Great, now I can't un-hear Magpie as voiced by Robin Williams... 😝

ElderScrollsMekkan

Pffft! lmao!

[NoMiddleInitial]

It has sentience... Price just went up.

Roughlandin

Magpie. You don't have to put on that blue light. Selling wisps for money. You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right. Maaaaaaagpie!

Roughlandin

Magpie: "Mana crystals, antiquities, curiosities mundane and arcane! You want it, we got it! You'll always find a nice surprise, when you're shopping here at Magpie's!" *Notices viewer.* Magpie: "Ah! Good day, sir and/or madam! You seem to be a gentle... person... of fine tastes! How does this piece strike your fancy? It came from the estate of an ancient keidran noble family (probably). Combination decorative vase and chamber-pot. Also makes julienne fries! Will not break! Will not br-" *smash* "Oh... It broke." *Camera pans away.* Magpie: "WAIT, DON'T GO! ...I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. Perhaps you will be most rewarded to consider... this." *Pulls lantern from sleeve.* Magpie: "Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things; it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts." *Camera pans away again.* Magpie: "This is no ordinary lamp! ...It once changed the course of a young keidran's life. A lioness who, like this lamp, was more than what she seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?" *Camera slow zooms on lantern.* Magpie: "It begins on a dark night, in a dark forest. Where our young heroine finds herself hopelessly lost and horribly alone. Betwixt a willow... and a wisp."