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Squirrelmart

🕑 Added 2020-06-12 22:57:45 +0000 UTC

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KaiserDunk

A possible competitor to S-Mart, perhaps?

Torbjörn Larsson

"Squirrelmart. Go nuts! Also, chips."

Ebin Shumate

No, it does, in fact, say Nora’s booty

Trollman906

As someone who works as a bagger at a grocery store I find all of this funny

Kubulai

They would've made good friends.

Kevin Cason

if a company in real life made a bag of "chips, or what ever" i would buy up cases of it.

Blackjack

This is the afternoon before said gaming picture.

ThirdKind

Another FanFic...I may actually expand this one into a full story. I'll see if I have the time. Enjoy! As always all credits go to Tom. http://fav.me/ddzavlo

Cat Slayer

every thing faf

Cat Slayer

we DO NOT accept templar express

Cat Slayer

um where can i find a basitin aisle 9 sweetie

Cat Slayer

well damn Nora's booty has a lot of buying power

Przemysław Lampa

Does Nora have "Nora's Booty" written on her card or is it just me beeing blind..?

Ascender

Hmm...dragon credit cards... Avian Express, Disorder, Mistress Card...

Ascender

Of COURSE Nora puts everything on Avian Express. Frequent Flyer miles...

BMRogue

I really want to see this colored!!! ; 3

TheBeginnerArtist

nice story man. nice story.(*TACTICAL MECHANICS*)

Welsh Rat

Mrs Nibbly's retail empire?

deffinitelynobody

NO This is a safe place

VitAnyaNaked

Nuts are a must...Can squirrels live without tasty nuts? sure no!) I love this shopping!

Julian Lujan

laura stocking up on gamer fuel since she fell asleep at her desk that one time

BlackestDawn

All the small details in this one, "nora's booty" on her card, the different names on the snacks, the non-descript booze, the foreign food aisle, not taking templarexpress, Adiras expression, and prolly a few more I missed.

Damian Black

The absolute mortal dread that filled me when, for the briefest of moments, I thought they were grabbing handfuls of bread.

Supreme Leader Porg

Changed up their cards to use some new crystal based reading system, and it's just too expensive for the stores to switch over for the new cards

Supreme Leader Porg

<i>Any chance they sell squirrels? Or like have a squirrel service? My dogs keep eating a bunch of acorns in my backyard and we need someway of getting rid of them.</i>

Lynn

Not having a miniature chip bag labeled "dragon sized" is a missed opportunity

Roughlandin

Laura: "...Hey, is our cat at the checkout counter buying liquor?" Kat: "...What? N-Nora? IS THAT MY CREDIT CARD!?" Laura: "C'mon, Nora! We talked about this!" Nora: "Oh, relax! It's on my account." Kat: "You have a bank account?" Adira: "I'm sorry. This card has been declined." Nora: *Grabs liquor bottles.* "RUN!!!"

Cult of Dust

CHSP?

deffinitelynobody

You just know Eric would be the biggest fan of harem anime

Beastking1945

Laura is looking cute in that outfit.

Muddypaws

How about Acorn/Peanut butter? That gotta be on the shelf somewhere.

[NoMiddleInitial]

Never go to the grocery store hungry. I do that all the time. That's why I'm so fat.

Vicroc4

And of course Adira is the long-suffering cashier. Or maybe she's the manager, called up by a terrified cashier to deal with Nora.

Norvin Fisk

Loving these modern scenes.

Elvenhunter84

NEETKinds is my favorite AU

AstroChaos

So cute! So funny! And I'm all about Nora's Booty! What? Have you not seen how great that interest rate is? You do have to watch out for the initiation fee though...

TheBeginnerArtist

İ like it

TheBeginnerArtist

When i see this post

TheBeginnerArtist

Wow

SCD

Adira: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

VGR

Booze, huh. I guess we know what the follow-up to this should be.

coredumperror

Modern Laura is such a cutie! I hope this gets colored, just for her. :)

TheMasterOfOats

Wow, that one turned out wayyyy too long.

TheMasterOfOats

It's one better

TheMasterOfOats

dang

TheMasterOfOats

Kat: "OOOOH, look at those! It's so weird how they're still alive until you buy them!" Laura: "Oh, gross! I don't like that." Kat: "You're a coastal fox. Your family farms these." Laura: "Yeah. Why do you think I moved to the city? Also, grab some pretzels, I'm going to stream tonight." Kat: "Again? People can't find you sleeping that interesting." Laura: "Don't be jealous, just because I'm always beautiful." Kat: "I'm always beautiful! You know who's not? Your ex's new gf." Laura: "We don't talk about that." Kat: "Uh-huh." Laura: "Kat, I know you're tired from that 18-hour shift you pulled at the store, but please don't take it out on me." Kat: "Well the peasants don't all need beauty sleep." Laura: "Can you blame me for being attractive?" Adira: "Excuse me, ladies, but can you quiet down? It's disturbing some of the other patrons." Kat: "Sure, sure." *Adira walks away* "Your fault." Laura: "WHAT! My fault! You started it." *Grabs passing-by Trace* "Hey, magicboy, help us out here" Trace: "I'm staying out of this" *Grabs bar of swiss chocolate and walks off, gnawing it* Kat: "What's his deal? Ooh, speaking of, there's your ex." Laura: "Keith? Where? Is Natani with him?" Kat: "Don't look, what if he sees you? Oh, never mind, he's coming over." Keith: "Laura, I--" Laura: "Hi Keith. Funny seeing you here." Keith: "I... need... some chips..." *Grabs all-dressed and walks away awkwardly* Kat: "Wow, that was awkward." Laura: "He likes All-dressed, we can't--" Kat: "You're reaching" Laura: "I know. I think we have everything." Kat: "Not quite, I need to grab a magazine real quick" *Kat walks to magazine aisle, sees Raine flipping through Cosmo. Raine panics and hides behind display stand* Kat: "Raine? Is that you?" Raine: "Nope!" but she is betrayed by a floofy white tail poking out from behind display. Kat: "Ah. Cosmo. Anyone in particular?" Raine: "Who, me? Naw, it's... um... interesting." Kat: *reading cover* "'Complete guide to wolfboys'. Well, good luck with him." Kat: *mumbles to self* Dang it, I though Zen didn't like that kind of stuff. Oh, it's on" Laura: *at checkout* "Find what you were looking for?" Kat: "Not really, no." Tom (Cashier): "That'll be 150 gold" Kat: *whispers to Laura* 150?! That's triple our budget!" Laura: "I know, I know. We'll just have to live off Costco samples and Walmart for a while." Kat: "I learned everything about finances to avoid this, not to let you come and ruin it!" Laura: "Well I'm sorry. Maybe you'll just have to go a month or two without your mana mask." Tom (Cashier): "Um, hello? It's still 150 gold." *Kat pays, Laura picks up bags. As they exit the store, they bump into Natani* Natani: "Have you guys seen Keith? It honestly takes him an hour to buy booze." Kat: "Check the chips aisle" Natani: *fades as she walks away* I mean really, I'm not picky! It's not like I'm asking for the perfect wine, I'm totally happy with anything stronger then hand sanitizer." Kat: "Are they..." Laura: "Not yet." Kat: "Yet?" Laura: "Well..." Kat: "Ugh, Laura! What did I say about stalking people on Twitter?"

deffinitelynobody

Incredibly spicy. Basitin fortitude and all

Vex

My god this is absolutely amazing! Their outfits just... work really, really well with their characters. Amazing job, as always!

The Sexy Beast

Typical college girls confirmed.

MoppyPuppy

These two do not look like that if they eat like that.

Serif G. Font

They're going NUTS like it's another quarantine

Foxy

Got any bepis???

slycooper

perfect World

Dakota Lesmercy

8-up?! 🤣

Ardenx Delvou

Judging by their cart load they're prolly in college xD

HunterPercival

Omg it's perfect

aigami

"nora booty" lol omg

Shockblaster

Does make you wonder what Basitin food would be, eh?

ChampionOfBagels

I still really like the idea of the twokinds comic behind a tv show and that the actors hang out like this off set, or whatever parallel universe this could be.

CrRAR

Soon, Laura 2 aisles over: “Oooo, 2 for 1 on sacks of potatoes!”

Cy Bennett

They are not stocking up on TP not realistic

Shadow Runner844

This reminds me of my days back in college when I would stock up on food for me to eat while pulling all nighters to finish projects that were due the next day that I hadn't even started.

I...love......everything about this. Just perfection. XD