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Lectures on Wolf Diplomacy

🕑 Added 2020-03-16 20:52:01 +0000 UTC

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Stephen Gilberg

Is Gallagher a priest?

Argonwolf

Yeah, Maddie's making a very studious spitwad to shoot at Lynn.

Argonwolf

What about butter?

Onyx Dragon 388

I’m confused please someone explain to me the sacrificial watermelon

The_Nitpick

What he should be questioning is how "butter" and "squirrel" are involved... Wait. Did Nibs steal the A+ corner from Maddie's paper?!

Patrick Jackson

Everyone in that class is very studious, must be a good teacher.

forcesinbalance

Howling at an inappropriate time could be both. For example, since foxes yip and scream rather than howl, howling while shaking the hand of a Fox ambassador would be a howling faux pas incident. And also a howling/fox paws incident.

I wish to know more about this sacrificial watermelon

WOLFRAM

i think keith is questioning the sacrificial watermelon

Torbjörn Larsson

That's the spirit! Also, I see Nibs, but the tags didn't. She deserves an A+ tag!

Swallow

with an A+

Norvin Fisk

heh these are always great to see ^^

Cirian

So is howling a faux pas, or is a howling faux pas a particularly egregious miss step?

steelabjur

First step to establishing relations with a Keidran tribe: remove your pants.

Cr0okedGlasses

“Sacrificial watermelon”. Man, I want to know more about that!

IHeartMaeve

As that other Patreon fellow known as Gar1onriva would say in his PokéSins vids: "Pokémon reference from nowhere!"

ChampionOfBagels

what are you hopped up on?

metalman20

i freaking love mrs nibbly in the back row lololol

MoppyPuppy

You couldn't draw Keith with an enamored expression? We could have gotten some Scythe x Keith action going.

KWolf75

Unless she's married to Sythe then she'll be a full diplomat in no time. Why I believe she'd be a real great part in the royal wolf pack

KWolf75

Oof u might wanna take this class in order to know that. Why, the sacrificial watermelon is the most important part in wolf diplomacy and royalty. In almost every wolf's life dating back to the first wolf King, King Wolffard the IIV all the way to duchess Pawlene, the sacrificial watermelon has been part of every royal or some sort of relation to royalty, history. It's not a huge thing BUT it is very important

Roughlandin

We in the deep lore, boys!

Scribe Scribbles

"Sacrificial watermelon" XD

Solus

Court of alphas? wut

Customaera

Behind his loincloth is a Wolf with pride in the work he can do and hopes to achieve

Estragon

Maddie is my kind of student.

Sharpshooter

Mrs.Nibbly is a diplomat now

SCD

Sythe: Identify this Pokemon. Keith: This is gonna be a breeze for me. It's a Voltorb! Lynn: Ah, how simple. It's a Pokeball without a doubt. Madelyn: Obviously, it's an Electrode! Sythe: And the answer is a.......Jigglypuff seen from above. Keith, Lynn & Madelyn: HUH???? Mrs. Nibbly: Squeak! (Yay! I got it right!) Keith: WHAT’S THIS GOT TO DO WITH WOLF DEPLOMACY???? Sythe: EVERYTHING!!!!

McClaw

Only "kinda" hot? :P

Roughlandin

Congrats on getting the suggest, Dad! But... you MUST tell me the secrets of the watermelon. (Does it have something to do with the three seashells?)

dadrobit

Absolutely love it! Thanks a ton, Tom! :D

Roughlandin

Professor Sythe: "Good morning, class. And welcome to your first day of Keidran Diplomacy 101. Today, we will be learning abo- ...Ahem." Keith: "...What?" Sythe: "I can see you texting under the table on that mana tablet, General Keiser. Kindly put it away or I will have to confiscate it." Keith: *Sighs. Types in mana tablet* 'Sorry Nat. Teach is being a narc. TTY after class.' *Hesitates... Furiously types in a dozen heart emojis. Stows tablet.* "There. Happy?" Prof Sythe: "Very good. Now, as I was saying... Um, EXCUSE ME? Yes, you! I see that piece of paper there. May I ask who is passing notes in class? Would someone please bring that to the front?" Maddie: *Reluctantly hands over note.* Sythe, reading to himself: "The professor is... kinda hot? Who wrote this!?" Everyone: "..." Nibs: *...Slowly raises paw.* Sythe: "...See me after class." Nibs: *Blushes and nervously eats more homework.*

StrayXIII

Whatever happened to the Nora Card pick for last month? I never saw it get posted.

Ebin Shumate

What in the hell is a sacrificial watermelon?

Ebin Shumate

I’m calling favoritism on that nibbly grade

WereKeidran

I love how Nibbly has an A+ in this class

Keith Keiser

Project #11

Sacrifice to consumerism (to carnivores it's (watermelon) is kinda useless)? or Ritual made to make plants rise and defend all living from undead from far north? (Plants vs zombies @ game of thrones) or I dunno. But when I will have time I will try and come up with something. Actually I might have found source of this concept: https://www.nola.com/entertainment_life/arts/article_e272926a-4b16-5a0d-8f73-06cea523ccf1.html