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Adira - Bar Tricks

🕑 Added 2020-11-21 17:01:02 +0000 UTC

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Akira the Meerkat

As if I didn't need more reasons to simp for her

Byron S.

I would love one and nurse it as long as I can to spend time talking to her.

Adamas

Adria can run the Sanctuary bar while Moxxi oversees the Big Score.

KaiserDunk

Does this mean that her drinks literally are magical?

Kirien Fost

She's Alcohol bender!

The_Nitpick

Yes please - with the magic, hold the ice, and kick the vermouth with a pair of steel-toed boots.

Muddypaws

I’m eager to try the Katnip liquor...

Mīonikoī

This one would like a mug of malted mead please. That or that thing of Butter Beer from 'How to Drink'.

[NoMiddleInitial]

Hell Yes! The pic... Her... The drink... Yes.

Runeru

This.... Makes her more attractive for some reason.

CrRAR

*onlooker tries later at home* *plops down glass and liquor bottles* "In-inebriatum poureos-aARGLEBLARGLE!"

ElderScrollsMekkan

I would! Can you make a Cliff Racer?

Roughlandin

And this, dear friends, is why it's important to remember that old adage: "Watch the hands, not the dealer." Though I suppose that's easier said than done when the dealer looks as good as Adira. Which explains how she gets away with charging what she does for her goods and services, and follows that other old adage: "The price of the drink is never just the price of the drink."

Roughlandin

Adira: "And for my next trick, I will make your drink appear inside of this glass out of thin air!" Adira: *Stares and smiles entreatingly while cantripping liquids through several complex patterns, including spelling out her name in human and keidran and drawing several little doodles ranging from heart shapes to a rather absurdly endowed male snow leopard, before pouring them into the glass and sliding it across the bar.* Thirsty Patron: "Woooow..." Adira: "And there's your drink! Now... did you catch how I got it into the glass?" Thirsty Patron: "...What glass?" Adira: "Magic!" *Jazz hands.*