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Mulan Training

🕑 Added 2020-11-30 17:00:05 +0000 UTC

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Onyx Dragon 388

Dammit I was gonna make this joke. GG

William Mitchell

TO DEFEAT... THE HUNS!

Thistle Fox

Keith: “I’ll make a man out of you.” Natani: “Too late.”

Cliff Warden

I want to rewrite "make a man out of you" with TK context. But my phone won't let me do any kind of formatting in this. Oh well. Somebody will probably do it in a few hours

Cha11engerD

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Desmond Fallout

Talk about perfect casting

AetherSprite224

Was part of my suggestion, Tom did it perfectly. :D

AetherSprite224

MY PERSISTANCE PAID OFF AND IT'S PERFECT!!! SQUEEEEEEE!

Broccoli boy

I love mulan it’s a classic that you’ll never see.

Roughlandin

*Fsssssst.*

Markius Fox

I know I'd want Keith to make a man outta me.

ThirdKind

Natani: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? Nora: Dragon! I don't do that tongue thing.

Ordithus

Mulan! I love this movie. This really works, there are a lot of similarities that can be brought up between the characters of Disney's Mulan and Natani. Can I have a shoulder Nora?

Terra The Wizard

mushu nora nose noodles

Roughlandin

Natani looks fit to fight. Meanwhile, dang Keith. Boi got abssssss. I'd let him make a man out of me! Woof! :p

Roughlandin

Alaric: "Early morning troop inspection, General Keiser?" Keith: "W-WHO? Wha-? No! I-I wasn't..." Alaric: *Smirking.* "Can't say I blame you. Some of them appear to be in... top form." Keith: "Alaric, please don't ogle the enlisted men. It's... inappropriate." Alaric: "Me, inappropriate? Never! Besides, doesn't seem to be stopping you." Keith: *Flustered sputtering.* Alaric: "Relax, Kei-kei. You never know what can happen on these long border campaigns. Some, eh... fraternization is inevitable, given enough time and boredom in the ranks. Besides, who's going to snitch on you? Me?" Keith: "Al, I am not going to hit on a male conscript. Even if he does have a nice butt! U-uh... I mean..." Alaric: "Look, I'll make you a deal. I won't get between you and Mr. Muscles over there, and you won't try to stop me when I start making moves on that handsome nobleman's nephew with the ponytail and the big ego. Deal?" Keith: *Sighs.* "You're going to get us both court-martialed... or worse." Alaric: "Lighten up, bud! You gotta stop assuming the worst all the time. Next you're gonna tell me some crazy warlord is climbing an entire army over the Great Wall of Basidia right where we happen to be stationed! Pfffft. As if!" *Warhorns and alarm bells in this distance.* Alaric: "Hmm. Well that was... oddly well-timed. Oops." Keith: "...You and your big mouth, Al."