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Gaming Cat Nora

🕑 Added 2020-07-07 19:50:30 +0000 UTC

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Onyx Dragon 388

I second this thought

pumacatrun2

At least it isn't Noobmaster69

Terrifyingboi

It makes sense to me, I would take the more expensive one. Buuut Nora would probably never buy it for me nor her lol.

Mark Temple

ZigZag already did something like that in Sabrina Online. different reason though.

Mutterwolf

More like Overclock!

Bespin

Nora has to be playing overwatch

KaiserDunk

I could see Nora going on a cross-country smiting spree, smiting those who beat and/or humiliated her online.

SCD

Nora: SO WHAT THIS IS YOUR CONTROLLER, WHY ARE YOU WHINY ABOUT IT???? Laura: Your melting it, and it also cost me 60 bucks as well! Nora: I’LL GET YOU A 70 DOLLAR CONTROLLER, WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY???? Laura: That doesn’t make any sense! Nora: MAKE SENSE TO ME!!!! Laura: ……….

donutguy

The last line got me X'D

Onyx Dragon 388

Ya for sho

And Knuckles

College AU where Nora is still exactly the same but apparently always going to college? Excellent.

SuperTaster

If "smite" means "turn into female Keidran", then we're down for it. Fem!Red is a cutie.

Floridamermaid

Melts the person on the other side thru the computer

Travis9x

This brings me so much hilarious joy (and Roughlandin's story-comment adds the icing to the cake!) 😹 This is also why I largely don't play online competitive games, and try to stick to co-op with friends…melted more than one controller in my time… 😅😅😅

Kevin Cason

i dunno nora, have you seen human history? we've been fighting each other since forever and THEN we created entire sciences out of nothing to make weapons of war. i would be bold to say, humans ARE war lol.

Cirian

I think 'fixing' things with mods and console commands would be right up her alley, actually. X3

ThirdKind

For anyone who didn't get it RHGuy69...is Red.

AetherSprite224

Nobody show her Skyrim. She'll have a conniption.

Wolf guy

*Grabs fire extinguisher and knocks Nora out with it. Then puts out fire*

Roughlandin

Nora: "Grrrr... Fine! I shall not smite him. You have my word." *Pulls out phone and begins typing.* Laura: "What are you doing on your phone?" Nora: "Purchasing you a new vibrating control device." Kat: *Looking at screen and blushing.* "Um... Nora? Those are a very different sort of vibra-" Laura: "Hang on! What happened to that RHGuy? His account just... disappeared!" Kat: "...Nora. What did we say about smiting?" Nora: "Oh, be calm. The mortal is unharmed." Kat: "Then what did you do to him?" Nora: "Simple. While I was purchasing your control device, I also purchased the company that owns this 'gaming service'. Then, I instructed them to banish this peon from their realm." Laura: "You... bought Mana Games... just to ban this guy from a game?" Nora: "A game? Ohohoho! You misunderstand. I had him banished from ALL of them." Laura: "...A-all of them!?" *Sounds of red-headed human anguish from several apartments over.*

Akashimo Hakubi

Instead of "that's illegal" I'm picturing "Nora no!" "Nora yessssss!"

LegoBoy71617

Fun fact - Skyrim is the only game on PC that I use the controller for. Using the keyboard and mouse after playing it on PS3 for so long felt weird.

Villes Vill

I don't think the government is going to be able to do anything about it. Nora is a legend upon legends in the dragon world. She probably could take on the whole government and walk away from it or at least limp away.

Savvyidiot

Definitely playing Rocket League! xD

jo holloway

Smite them all!

JsTheWolf

ahhhh so beautyfull the first time they have a fit over a videogame XD

Terrifyingboi

Pretty sure that controller is going to melt into the keyboard and break it sending a surge to the computer making the monitor go off, so hopefully this will end. Or she may get more mad... uh oh.