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Cat in the Road

🕑 Added 2020-08-27 16:00:08 +0000 UTC

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metalman20

even better/funnier if trace had a emotionless face as he did it. trace would just be like ah damn it nora, every time with this lolol

Ed Corulli aka DragonAmongUs

...... opens a can of tuna away from the road. "Worth a shot."

Now watch Trace come along and pick her up like it’s nothing. xD

Andrew Copsey

I am reminded of a bunch of rednecks trying to pull a certain hammer out of a hole.

Roughlandin

Spin the wheel of transformations! For kicking the cat, you get... *spins* ...A black sooty smudge on the ground! Congratulations!!!

Thisguy

Pft. A Basitin would wake her up and ask her politely to move.

Thisguy

*puts up sign* “Kick cat if you want to live permanently as another animal (and opposite gender)”

CrRAR

Barkeep: "Soooo, how one of Edinmire's finest doin' ta'day?" "Cats. Cats! Captain has me chasing nuisance cats around town. Most, eh, ya yell and wave- they skedaddle. BUT- Get this, we had this one... right stubborn thing, tried poking it, taking a shovel to it, ran a live carriage over it hopin' to scare it something fierce. Nothing! Not a thing. Last thing, we tried haulin 'er off, with CHAIN. Some of that thick castle gate type stuff! It SNAPPED. The thing slept SOUNDER... and started purring seductively. Go figure that one!" "Tsh. World's goin' crazy. Got all the figurin' ya need right here." *serves beer*

ThirdKind

A sleeping Nora blocks your path. Play the pokeflute?

CrimsonQuill086

Heck, this is the same as any of our cats! XD

SCD

He indeed put up a sign, and it says "Caution: Sleeping Cat".

Terrifyingboi

Nora knows you said that. I would be very careful the next few days/weeks/months/years/forever

Latency

Incidentally this is basically all sleeping cats. They have a strange way of becoming completely immovable when they don't want to.

Todd Diesel

if chains and shovels dont work, does that make her hekkin chonkers (but slim for a cat)

Terrifyingboi

Nope, it’s just her. XD

Terrifyingboi

What happened in those two months? detours? flinging cars? or did nora just not care if they just ran her over. (Highly doubt that last one)

Roughlandin

Guard: "Welp, it's been two months, and she's still napping... Time to build a new road, I guess?" Fun fact: You can track Nora's napping habits by referencing maps of new road construction across Mekkan through the years.

Terrifyingboi

Also, if they mentioned something about trace wanting her at his manor I’m suuure she would move. Because I don’t think she’s asleep anyways.

Terrifyingboi

Is she even asleep? She is probably just laughing at them inside right now. Guard: *sigh* uh... just... put up a sign or something. Nora: (inside laughter intensifies) Guard: *puts up sign*, *turns around to see if anyone’s coming* *turns back around* Where did the sign go?! Nora: I wonder where I put that... Flora: Traaace, what’s up with the sign in the room? Trace: huh? Whaaa? Flora: OH NO, it feel on my chocolate, is it ok?! *runs over to the chocolate bowl* oh, it’s ok. Trace: sigh..., ok. Can we focus on the fact that there is a road sign in are bedroom?