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Airport Security
🕑 Added 2020-09-16 16:00:06 +0000 UTCWillow gets stopped at the airport, suggested by Starcat13!
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Sons of Lorgar
Oof...
[NoMiddleInitial]
It’s just the jar. You have to put her in a 3.4 ounce bottle.
donutguy
I will always love anything with Willow in it! Also, Reni
Estragon
Does that universe have Amtrack?
Villes Vill
So Willow if they separate you from your body then your body is a vegetable right? So how about this we throw your soul in with the rest of the luggage and than diaper your body and give it a coloring book and a sippy cup. Than at the end of the flight we'll reunite your two halfs and you can clean yourself up from there.
Villes Vill
Just walk 30 ft from her Mr officer and I think the rest will be clear.
Roughlandin
And that's how the Twokinds version of Lost started.
Victor Kappel
I didn’t meant like that. I wasn’t complaining on Tom. His stuff is epic. I was talking about the jerky airport agent
Ordithus
Willow on a flight? They're all doomed.
Mīonikoī
There also exists people who will throw the world 'racist' around because a person isn't doing what they want or like.
Thisguy
There exists people in positions like this who think New Mexico is in Mexico. Knowledge is not the key. The ability to think and escalate it to someone who can examine the situation and make a smart decision is the key.
Victor Kappel
That feels racist somehow, after all, you would imagine in a world of magical creatures, people working in stuff like that would KNOW about special needs like hers.
ChampionOfBagels
fuggin crazy that that happened. Its enough of a surprise that they even overbook flights and then kick you off
Kai Elanzo
Wow, the equivalent of TSA in this world would really, really, suck, LOL.
VitAnyaNaked
Airport security is pretty tough and unaccommodating)) A bit sorry for Willow, she's so cute here.
Ryan W. Anderson
"I don't make the rules, I just blindly follow them" is a little too close to the mark lmao
SCD
Willow: That's why Willow prefer to walk. (Shadow Warrior reference)
Norvin Fisk
lol, poor WIllow
Roughlandin
Templar Security Agent: "Oh, I see! So you're saying that this is your body, but the lamp is YOU!" Willow: "Yes! Thank you!" TSA: "Well that clears everything up! ...Unfortunately, I still can't let you board." Willow: "Why in blazes not!?" TSA: "Since you're technically two different entities, policy dictates you'll have to purchase a second ticket." Willow: "But we're the same person! You can't be serious!" TSA: "I'm afraid so, ma'am." Willow: "Grrr... Just check in the lamp, already. The cargo hold can't be much worse than sitting in coach, anyway."
Calvin-Skye
Don't they get like marked exemptions for 'This is my soul'. Oh, what am I saying, that would be WAY too sensible.
Went Brown
She is so cute and sexy.
Volpethrope
Solution: just put her body in the cargo, too. Easy. ;P
Kirien Fost
Met that type of guards or workers on train stations waaaay too often..
AussieBartender
Security Guard: "Ma'am, you are also naked."
G
Well, at least they didn't let her on the flight, realize there was a problem, then forcefully remove her by punching her in the face.
Ascender
Waiting for the enhanced security screening here...
Backsport
Really like willow hope to see more of her in the future
Pangolinasaur
Vessel. Also, what happens to her if she gets checked while her vessel is sent on the plane?
Vicroc4
I can totally see the TSA pulling this. And the lawsuit that followed would be entertaining to see.
ChampionOfBagels
Probably the best out of this week besides kat
Wolf guy
Brace for problems......and maybe a lawsuit.
Terra The Wizard
wuh oh
Terrifyingboi
Love this. And this is definitely the modern theme with that last speech bubble. It’s sad. 😔
