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Stripe Scan

🕑 Added 2021-02-25 17:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Habilon

pictures taken moments before death

LupusK

Flora’s not a tiger, she’s a mobile barcode.

Poppio

Someone is gonna need a carryout... and its not her.

Fel the Worgal

Oh man, that poor little flatbread!

Kubulai

Perhaps Trace is meeting Flora for the first time in this universe, and that's his bad pickup line.

ThirdKind

The cruelty of Tom knows no limits, small boobs are beautiful too dammit!

Tam Barlas

I'll take a dozen.

Kyle Cope

Oof, even the store is roasting her

Duke of J

Snack confirmed.

Estragon

Extra flat and cheesy... run for it, kid.

Edtropolis

Must resist...joke about buns...

KaiserDunk

Does this mean that Flora’s been sold again?

Went Brown

She sure does.

Ordithus

Should rescan that, pretty sure that's a peach

Tulip

Pffft i wonder if the soon to be there scratches all over Trace can be scanned too x3

Thomas Fischbach

In the comic timeline, 1 GP is roughly equivalent to about $1000, and usually only used to make carrying large amounts around easier, and convert to smaller coins when making purchases. Which is why the Basitin food lady and Adira were both shocked to receive a gold coin from Trace, who doesn't understand just how much he's just giving away. But I suppose by the modern timeline, inflation has taken its toll. Probably doesn't even mean gold anymore, just fiat money & a holdover in terminology from the olden days.

ElderScrollsMekkan

Lol! Good find, Trace xD may wanna explain the unaccounted for item that wasn't purchased! Someone needs to recalibrate that darn laser xP

Rick K

She should sit on the scanner plate and see what’s displayed. “One millionth customer, this transaction free.”

Runeru

Extra fl-....ooooooh no...

Feyascia

LOL FLAT CAT

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JAB the Tab

thick crust

Wolf guy

OMG. That machine is so dead.

ThingsAreMoving

This is a perfect representation of 'seconds before a disaster'. Flora looks absolutely adorable over there. Love it! 💞

Alysandir

"Unexpected human body in the bagging area. Please check your items."

Blackjack

*wheeze!!*

Roughlandin

Only 1GP for a whole pizza? Wow, what a nutty deal! Something tells me that's a barcode error, though. Everybody knows Flora's tail is really priceless! ~<3 Super cute! Great work, Tom!

Roughlandin

Laura: "Uh... Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or is that the CEO of TemplarCorp in the checkout line with a naked tigress?" Kat: "What? Oh, kitten kibble, you're right! And I think that tigress goes to school with me! She modeled in my fashion design course once. I think I've even seen her in my yoga class! I knew she interned for TemplarCorp, but I didn't think she was this... familiar... with her boss." Laura: "So, what? She spends one semester as an intern and now he's got her running naked errands while he slums it in a ratty hoodie and jeans? You don't think they're like... together or something... do you?" Kat: "How should I know?! She always seemed so... ordinary. Last week I was teaching her how to get into downward dog without tripping over her own paws! You think I stopped to ask her, 'Oh, by the way. Is there any chance you're currently dating the most powerful man in Mekkan?' " Laura: "Cripes! They're coming this way!" Kat: "Play it cool! As long as we ignore them, she probably won't even recognize me. Just don't do anything weird." Willow: "Laura! Kat!! Look!!! That human male walking towards you is the same one on the cover of this tabloid magazine with the caption that reads, 'Cat's Out of the Bag: Billionaire Playboy's Secret Keidran Fetish Comes Out'!" Laura: "Shh! Willow! Not now!" Willow: "But do you think that tiger girl is the Keidran he fetishizes? Gasp! Does he really keep her in a bag?! That sounds terrible!" Kat: *Groans. Attempts to hide head in shopping bag.* Willow: "Kat, no! If you put yourself in a bag he might attempt to fetishize you too!" Kat: "Groans louder and shoves head deeper into shopping bag.*

Jasonfax

Flat and Cheesy, I am dying rn :'D

Saberbeam

And now I'm hearing the weird voice those kiosks have reading that out. "One. Tiger. Please enter the number of bags needed. Please place item on the scale." And then Flora definitely breaks the machine if she hadn't already 😂