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Re-Life Premiums

🕑 Added 2021-02-21 17:01:00 +0000 UTC

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RivCA

OAY?

Onyx Dragon 388

And saved sum time

Estragon

Should have called The General....

Cliff Warden

Her natural job would be tour guide. Buti have a feeling that won't make her much money

Kaija

thanks god, there is Proper Healthcare without needing overpriced insurance in other country :'D

Saberbeam

You get all the thumbs up 😂👍👍👍👍👍👍

Desmond Fallout

Might need to find an afterlife job to keep up with the costs

cpttails

And then it turns out her employer switched re-life insurace companies right while she was in themiddleof a claim so now it takes 3 tmes as long to get a simple ressurection covered... -_-

Roughlandin

If they keep this up, Willow might have to get a job to help cover the cost of rent. Hmm... I wonder what kind of job a Fae would be good at? Probably not anything to do with finding stuff or giving directions, lol! A weird but cute concept, Tom. Great work as always!

Roughlandin

Laura: "If only there was a way to get the most out of my Re-life policy without having to pay more!" Good news, Laura! Thanks to Faemer's Re-life Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan, there is! Laura: "Ah! W-who said that?!" Willow: "I don't know, Laura. But whatever you do, don't panic! Otherwise your rates will just keep going up!" Don't worry, Willow! Because with our Fatal Accident Forgiveness Plan's new Mortal Grace Period, people like Laura who suffer more than one fatal accident within a single 48 hour period don't have to worry about unnecessary premium increases. Laura: "W-who are you? Why are you d-doing this?!" We're doing this because we here at Faemer's recognize that sometimes life... and death... can get complicated. Luckily, when you sign up for Faemer's Mortal Grace period, figuring out the cost of your Re-life payment doesn't have to be. Laura: "W-Willow, I'm scared!" Willow: "M-me too!" But thanks to Faemer's, they don't have to be scared about higher Re-life premiums! Laura: "AAH!" Faemer's Re-life Mortal Grace Period. A policy so good... Willow: "AAAAAH!!" ...It's a little bit scary. We are Faemer's.