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Living Snowman

🕑 Added 2021-08-10 16:00:06 +0000 UTC

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CrimsonQuill086

I read this in Calvin's voice. Thank you.

CrimsonQuill086

Obligatory (and very late coming): Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, what's with that snowman?" Hobbes: "I dunno...it looks kinda famil-wait, did that thing just move?!" Calvin: "D-did you say move? B-but that means-" Zen/Kat [rushing past]: "Snow Goon! Run away!" Calvin: "Augh! Hobbes, get the hose!" Hobbes: "You don't have to tell me twice!" And so begins the second Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons!

whiskeyfur

Now I want to see the assassin brothers doing the same thing (actually goofing around) and claiming that was their plan to off a target (no reason to mention they accidently ran through the target's camp to get away from it...)

William Mitchell

... of your shit!

The_Nitpick

We need a young Kei and baby Flora riding down a hill in a red wagon together.

The_Nitpick

Spoilers: the snowman is white. And most of the landscape.

Sir Reginald Lee IV

There must have been some magic in that old silk chain they found, For when they placed it 'round his neck he began to thirst for blood! . . . Wait.

GravTempest

Yeah called Jack Frost.

KaiserDunk

Wasn’t there a horror film with a similar concept?

silver dragonia

i dunno maybe we could name them as a small joke?

Shadow

I heard about Frosty the snowman, but who is this snowfolk?

RivCA

You forgot "deranged".

Spartan277

I'm getting Calvin and Hobbs vi..... FLORA NEEDS TO MEET HOBBS!

Ordithus

A pretty winter scene is nice and refreshing in this hot summer! Even if there's a small risk of being hounded by evil magical snowkeidran.

Trenton Bushnell

Frosty the Snowman's had enough.

Wild Space Saga

HORY SHET!! This is genuinely terrifying! Definitely hoping this one gets colored at month's end

Roughlandin

Later on, they'll expire As we bathe them in fire. We'll face unafraid The monsters we made Tinkering around with Trace's things. Really nice work on the background, Tom! Congrats, Snowman!

Roughlandin

Kat: "Trace! You have to help! Those snowmen we made! We-" Trace: "Forgot to give them a soul and now they're hungry for mortal blood?" Zen: "Uh... yeah. I think? How did you guess?" Trace: "Eh. Happens to almost everybody on their first try making a homunculus." Kat: "So, how do we fix it?" Trace: "Easy! You just have to lure them all into one place and then lay down this Dispel Magic rune I have here in my notes." Zen: "But how are we gonna get them all into one... spot?" *Enter Keith.* Kat, Zen, Trace: ... Keith: "...Why's everybody lookin' at me?"

Cliff Warden

Frosty the snodran was a cruel and evil soul, with long stick claws and a mana stone heart and glowing eyes that chill your bones~

Calvin-Skye

*goes to make a Calvin and Hobbes reference* *sees it's already been done* Awwww!

Mr. Dr. Prof. Darkwater

Attack of the Deranged Magickal Killer Monster Snow Goons

Jason

Attack Of The Magical Killer Snow Goons

silver dragonia

yeah i think it is naturally warm in warm blooded animals or atleast warmer than cold blooded animals i don't know the proper distinction between the 2