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🕑 Added 2021-07-05 16:01:04 +0000 UTCNora takes the car wash, suggested by Miikka!
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Khalandar
I want a pin up of car wash girl now, lol
Adamas
"Literally, she seduced my mother last night."
Mitchell Sealy
Picturing her asking to go through the car wash. The manager being like "That's probably fine? I guess you're a dragon. It's probably not gonna hurt you. Do I need you to sign a waver?"
Roughlandin
Awwww! I love Nora's majestic lil tongue blep! That must be hitting the right spot! Great theme for these hot summer months, Tom! Congrats, Miikka!
Roughlandin
Karra Washington: "Ma'am! E-excuse me! But I d-don't think the owners would like you going through the wash without an, um... c-car." Nora: "So, you're saying the only thing preventing me from having brilliantly buffed and shiny scales is the displeasure of a couple mortal landowners?" Karra: "Um... basically, your R-Resplendence." Nora: "Hmm... I see. Oh well, guess there's only one thing to be done." *Goes anthro. Pulls out phone. Taps a few buttons. Smiles... disconcertingly.* "There! Now the owner shouldn't mind whatever I do here! Problem solved!" Karra: "B-but the owners were clear. No car washes without a, uh... car." Nora: "You misunderstand, dear. The owner will not mind because I AM now the owner. Or I will be, once the transaction goes through." Karra: "You BOUGHT a car wash just so you could clean your scales?" Nora: "A car wash? Darling, I bought the franchise." Karra: "W-what?" Nora: "Welcome to the staff of Lady Nora's Royal Wash and Scale Shine! By the way, my dear... Has anyone ever told you that you look like manager material?" Karra: "N-not till today... boss?" Nora: "Excellent! As your first managerial duty, I believe this change of ownership requires a change of uniform to match. I'm thinking something with less... material. Swimwear sounds... seasonal, yes?" Karra: *Gulps and blushes.*
Todd Diesel
https://www.facebook.com/infinitycarwashnh/photos/pcb.749715038488923/749714925155601/
Sir Reginald Lee IV
Workin' at the Nor-wash! Workin' at the Nor-wash, yeah! Come on and sing it, baby Nor-wash!...
Clover Kismet
I need to see this in COLOR!! 😄
Rick K
Then she finds out this is a franchise operation, and if Trace buys in, he gets a "home version" as part of the deal. She starts dreaming of a dragon-themed advertising image, complete with an animated LED sign in front, and online ads she stars in.
AstroChaos
You Laugh You Lose
Travis9x
I feel like the unofficial policy of any non-dragon species, when dealing with things that dragons decide to do, is "Just...let it go. No amount of gold is worth the trouble of trying to interfere." 😂
Todd Diesel
this is where nora begs trace to do one of those 'do it yourself' carwash stations....
Blackjack
With Flora driving...
Blackjack
Reminds me of the german shepard at the car wash video, super cute! *edit* someone beat me to it lol
DiDiDi-X
I bet that's Trace vehicle getting washed. That sure hits the spot for Nora.
James Vineyard
Did she go for the undercarriage and wax special?
Alex Stephens
That's cute.
Sons of Lorgar
And the wheel brushes for pedicure
Sons of Lorgar
Umm... that last part sounds NSFW
RivCA
OK, now that's just smart. Get a good massage, quickly get clean, move on. Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=581xqzFO7w8
Terra The Wizard
the attendants aren't getting paid enough to deal with this
AFrickinDwarf
Scented wax is a must! Go for the interior vacuuming, worth every penny
Red Fox
"My other car is a mother fucking dragon."
Wilford B. Wolf
How To Wash (and Wax) Your Dragon Spring for undercoating, totally worth it.
Leonnard Aleph-Nought
And a polishing on her scales to finish
Riyu
This is not what I expected but im not complaining, very cute (o´▽`o)
FoxDren
That's the spot.
Gerudo72
Very cute!
