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The Shipping Game

🕑 Added 2021-07-17 16:00:06 +0000 UTC

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FirstOfThFallen

Clovis is reminding me of that serial killer who was on The Dating Game. O_O

KaiserDunk

Maybe contestant #5 is Natani; if so, would Zen and Natani’s soul link count as a two-for-one deal?

IvyReed

Trace is contestant number 4, contestant number 5 is Mrs. Nibbly, Contestant #5 wins.

Salodni Ikkis

Sythe belongs to Ms Nibbly

Cha11engerD

Wait, why isn’t Sythe in there??

tony1695

Clovis is giving off some real serial killer vibes

Mark Temple

given recent events.. he'd "free them" of their mortal coil so they can't reveal any secrets...

Kinipshun

I’ve never said this on here because I’ve never realized it until now, but if clovis weren’t such an asshole, he’d/she’d be hella cute

Travis9x

Clovis: "Look, my excitement isn't sexual. It's a POWER thing, ya know?" 😼

Roughlandin

Awww. Dear, sweet Raine. Ever the dutiful contestant. Her style really fits the classic gameshow aesthetic! Great work, Tom! Congrats, AuntBee!

Roughlandin

Raine: "Okay, this question is for all three contestants. How would you describe your ideal partner?" Red: "Uh... I guess she'd be... pretty? (We're getting paid for this right?)" Zen: "I'd like somebody who can take care of me. A girl who likes to work with her hands. Species isn't really important to me. I wouldn't even mind if she had something of a spotty history." Clovis: "I'm looking for more of a... sidekick... than a partner. Someone who can do what I need them to without questioning my clearly superior intelligence and authority. Somebody who worships me and loves me like a faithful dog. A big, dumb, adorable, FREAKISHLY STRONG-" Raine: "???" Clovis: "I mean, uh... Big booba?"

DarthKeidran

I don’t know why, but your comment made me think of “The Hero” as sung by Tsuko G. https://youtu.be/1YDjNfm6NNc

DarthKeidran

You do realize that because you said that, it’s gonna happen now, right.

ElderScrollsMekkan

Not gonna happen Clovis ;p

ElderScrollsMekkan

Nah, he's happily taken

Alysandir

Rayne: "Contestant Number Three, your best friend from childhood has been captured in battle; to what lengths do you go to free them and ensure their safety?" Clovis: "Uhhhhh..."