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Dodgeball

🕑 Added 2022-02-17 17:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Went Brown

Awww

Daniel Jarrett

Maeve all the way

Kinipshun

I feel lake Maeve would still win

Keno Black

Maeve gives off Protagonist energy in this. May get sketchy for a bit, but they generally have a better than 50% win rate.

FirstOfThFallen

What concerns me is the looks on their faces. Maeve looks wayyyy too confident. ^_^

KaiserDunk

Maeve looks excited and enthusiastic about this. Maddie just looks like she’s ready to dish out some pain no matter what.

Blizzard Snow Mew

Sneps have a vertical of 20 feet, and can leap upwards of 40. For those reasons, my money is on Maeve XD

Kyle Cope

Oh no... Poor innocent Maeve looks like she's gonna get a ball to the face

I'm placing my bets on Maeve. Maddie might go hard on Maeve, and she's also agile and quick

Kai Elanzo

I'm doubling down on Maeve. Maddie is too aggressive for dodgeball. Maeve, on the other hand, will dodge anything Maddie throws at her and will eventually tire Maddie out to the point she will be easy pickings. :D

Peanuts

I think Maddie should win it, but law of cute/funny tells me Maeve will.

ThingsAreMoving

Nice contrast between those two. Looks like Maddie plays to win and Maeve just to have fun. But make no mistake, those ARE the last two players standing. They were the best in their respective teams. Or just lucky, lol. Thanks Tom!

Canis Lupis Rex

Money is on Maeve! Just Sneps.....overpowered already! 😁

The Sexy Beast

Maddie gon' die...

Inu-Chan

I understand this reference.

Nai'Zasz

My money's on Maeve handing Madelyn a humiliating defeat, but she'll be a good sport and give Maddie some encouraging words and helpful tips.

The_Nitpick

As much as I may want Maeve to win, I cannot ignore that Lt. Madelyn _absolutely_ has Basitin military training at her disposal. Maeve's lack of such might give her a slight edge at first, due to the (probably) chaotic tactics she'll use, but Maddie's espionage suite will learn those tactics sooner or later and she'll be boxed in.

Roughlandin

*PUUNK!*

silver dragonia

i got 25 on madelyn let's see who wins in this match and i can only hope i win if not too bad for me i suppose and if you win i'd happily invite you to a drink in adira's tavern

ijuinkun

Literally six years old, but given the rate that Keidran mature, it's equivalent to 10-12 for a Human or Basitin (.e. just shy of puberty).

ijuinkun

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

RivCA

Nobody is pointing out what I think is the obvious. Just the sight of those two holding those balls, and I swear I can actually HEAR this picture!

HighlighterJelly

team Maeve all the way. she is baby and must win

I see Maeve dodging the ball as it comes towards her face, dropping her ball in the process… Maddies ball bounces off the wall behind Maeve, bounces against her ball and Maeve’s ball hits Maggie in the face

SavageJenner

I got 20 on Maeve

Facelessbuster

Round 1! Fight!

Darkpheonix

Maeve will win in the most adorable way possible.

Thisguy

For Dodgeball? Probably a disadvantage. For Paintball? Advantage. Paintball hits only count if the round breaks (and leaves a coin sized mark), so a fluffy tail can act as a shield and absorb the hits without breaking the balls.

Cliff Warden

Mave's pose almost looks like she's centering herself. If I'm not overanalyzing I think Maddie may have bitten off more than she could chew.

markoatonc

does hitting the tail count? becouse if so then the floofy snowleopard tail is a disadvantage

X-ian

Maeve for sure. Maddie has a look of determination, Maeve has a placid look that says, “you’re destruction is imminent”

ThirdKind

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

Firadon The Guardian

My money is on Maeve due to sheer cuteness

The Guard LW

If you can dodge a keidran, you can dodge a Dragon.

VitAnyaNaked

<p style="color: #008600;">Definitely Maeve, well, at least I think she should still be better at Dodgeball than Maddie</p>

Roughlandin

Pick your winner, folks! In this corner! Standing 4' 10" and weighing in at 102 lbs. A highly trained expert in military espionage and daughter of the strongest person, man or woman, in all Basidia. Madelyn Adelaide! And in this corner! Coming in at 4' 0" and 85 lbs... A literal six-year-old! Place your bets! (...Maddie is doomed.) Scary cute, Tom! Congrats, Things!

Richard V.

50 Zenny on Meave. I mean just look at her, any ball that goes near her is automatically going to miss thanks to her natural cuteness field.

Roughlandin

*Spaghetti Western music intensifies...*

Crimson Fhang

Maeve all the way!

jordan

Maeve would be untouched because Maddie's ball rebounds off a wall and she hits herself in the face

Ordithus

Friggin adorable! Maddie has mad dodge skills, Maeve has her cuteness and harm repellent field. If Maddie makes Maeve cry so help me

Trenton Bushnell

Maddie has the skills of a spy, but I don't underestimate the power of an underdog- erh... under-"leopard", I should say. My money's on Maeve.

Azhrei Vep

Maddie has the skills to win against almost anybody, but the problem with Maeve is ... nobody's willing to HIT her. So she just has to keep playing until she lucks out and tags Maddie.

Clover Kismet

Bet you a soda that Maeve is secretly amazing.

InTheLionsDen

The first one to move, loses.

Kyle Kowalchuk

Blue Maeve!!!!!

Fisk

Maeve, smol but savage

Xeidler Trayling

I’m gonna bet a tie

DiDiDi-X

All out on Team Maeve. She's adorable!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Maeve: "Let's do it easy, ok?" Maddie: "throws super fast* surprise attack!" Maddie: *merely dodges* "Ok! No more nice me!" The battle between two of them was going for several minutes. They were exhausted Maddie: "Huff... Puff... J-Just give up..." Maeve: "N-Never... L-Listen. tihs is... pointless..." Maddie: "Yeah... Give up a-and I will owe you" Maeve: "There's a new restaurant which was open recently... You buy me a lunch" Maddie: "...Deal" After that, Maeve throw a ball into Basitin's face. Maeve: "Well, it's look like I'll pay"

Nitarius

I love the contrast between the expressions on their faces. Maeve: "I'm so glad my best friend talked me into this. This game is so much fun, especially when you play together with friends." Maddie: "May this ball be your downfall. Victory shall be mine. Only the strong prevail."

Spartan277

Maeve. Look at that smile, it either ends with a ball to the face and some crying.. or more likely everyone being destroyed.

silver dragonia

i do think madelyn would like win but look at maeve all cute and innocent all deserving of a hug and a chocolate cookie with a good story to be told

Niskara

Maeve. That smile hides pure evil

Lord Kaio

Maeve. Nuff said

Lord Chaos

Can there be a winner in an exchange of nuclear weapons?

Skeleton Man

Maeve all the way, the power of floff will win!

Indigo

I expect this ends with Maeve on the ground, swirly-eyed @_@, clutching a smoking red rubber ball. Human Nora blows a whistle and signals that Maddie is out. Maddie is wide-eyed and clearly impressed. In the bleachers, Adira is waving her fist angrily towards Maddie as King Adelaide sits next to her, cross-armed and wearing a smug and bemused smile. Kat is trotting towards Maddie, carrying a first-aid kit. Trace is sitting at the end of the bleachers, watching but not understanding what's going on. Flora is next to him, cheering and waving a small triangular flag that doesn't match either side's colors.

Maeve, cuteness prevails

AstroChaos

Maddie will end up eliminating herself by trying to hard, leaving the calm and graceful Maeve to pick up the win

Todd Diesel

maeve by default (who could chuck a dodgeball at that face?) but for realz, bets on nibbly

Chrysalis

Maeve! She's way too cute to lose.

Mingun

I like their faces. It's going to be a heated battle!

CanisAstra

Oh dear gods... if the balls collide there will be a fusion reaction.... :P

AFrickinDwarf

Maeve's tail looks like it can catch a mean ball. But Maddie looks like she can huck a dodgeball real good. It's a toss up for me but imma go with Maeve