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Drunken Dragon

🕑 Added 2022-02-22 20:32:02 +0000 UTC

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Shadowkey392

She’s an immortal dragon. There’s no reason she CANT have done all that.

Duke of J

😜

Richard V.

And here begins the escapades of a drunken Nora.

silver dragonia

if she's this drunk then maybe if i am drunk aswell me and nora could have drunk fun together?

MrWho

This goes either on Noras top 10 list "Things i've never done" or "Things i should do again". XD

Thisguy

Playing with Trace would be weird. Trace would be not drinking, and Nora, Red and Maren would be reminding him of the stuff they know he’s done. And Karen would be trying to get him to say yes to everything bc he doesn’t know better.

ThingsAreMoving

Always nice to see Nora having fun. I have a feeling she'll dry out a nearby lake once she wakes up though.

KaiserDunk

Sounds like an obscure form of Kung Fu from a Jackie Chan movie.

Thisguy

A great name for a pub…

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Never have I ever managed to win over Great Templar

silver dragonia

maybe it is her and maybe we could invite her to our drinking game? i'd happily drink with her to celebrate her birthday or hatchday in her case snf i probably would do inaproppriate things to her while drunk while she's also drunk i believe

silver dragonia

maybe i should've started a while ago becouse i bet she has done loads of things out of our control

silver dragonia

she probably want to be drunk just becouse she can and that's all to win me over to party with her or with reni if she's upto getting drunk

Nekomimiranger

Saphira, is that you? xD

Sons of Lorgar

Oh my! XD

Roughlandin

The lovely Lady Nora in repose. Graceful even in defeat. And I'm sure some of those rounds she just drank anyway to help keep her legend properly dragon-sized. She couldn't have done ALL those things, right? ...R-Right? XD Great work, Tom! Glad you managed to fit all of our lovely lady in the frame, lol! Congrats, Kiwi!

Roughlandin

Keith: "Never have I ever convinced a tribe of kobolds that I was the scaly Goddess of Beauty and Love to win a bet with a basilisk." Nora: "Okay, that feels a little targeted, but I'll allow it." *Drinks.* Raine: "Alright, uh... Never have I ever... saved a princess from a... lich? Had that princess fall in love with me... and then been run out of said princess' kingdom on suspicion of using some kind of charm or glamour to seduce her." Nora: "That's... Have you been reading my biography?" *Drinks.* Raine: "It's a plot from one of my... stories. Wait, did that actually happen?" *Many rounds of Nora drinking later...* Maren: "Never have I ever... I don't know! ...Attended a Summer Solstice orgy for druids on an island... shaped like a giant squirrel... and accidentally created a magical time loop where the island explodes at the end of every loop, or something?!" Nora: *Hic!* "Oh, COME ON!" *...Drinks.*

Xeidler Trayling

Well, I feel like we need a list of all the things Nora has done then

BirdmanGA

"What will we do with the drunken dragon, what will we do with the drunken dragon, what will we do with the drunken dragon early in the mornin'!"

Timmainsson

MY BOOOOOOOZZZE. ;_;

DiDiDi-X

I bet she can drink more then that. But Nora was just a bit rusty today.

hamstap85

She's old enough that I'd believe it, also could have just been an excuse to get drunk, impossible to tell with her

The Sexy Beast

Yeah, best to let her sleep that off..and yes, I believe she would have done all that.

Cliff Warden

I'm more curious of what she said during her rounds. It's probably the smaller of the two lists

Ordithus

Never have I ever given a drunken dragon a belly rub!

Benjamin J Tamm

Now we need to see some of the fairly outlandish ones she drank for. Perhaps founding a nation was one she did on a whim ages ago. Mind you that'd probably be a fairly amusing nation for however long it lasted.