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Dad Jokes
🕑 Added 2021-11-10 19:34:54 +0000 UTCTrace gets his hands on a joke book, and having no memories, these jokes are literally the funniest things he's ever heard, much to the dismay of everyone around him. Doesn't help that he usually gets them wrong. Suggested by Stonebreaker639!
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Jsbugatti
Relax, Flora, he's just training for when the baby comes.
KaiserDunk
Remember; a good pun is it’s own reword.
Cliff Warden
Could be worse. It could be the mammoth book of tasteless jokes (best $15 I ever spent)
The Great Heathen King
Reminds me slightly of my own dad. In his youth he was described as the biggest playboy ever. But when mom got pregnant with me he did a full 180 and became the biggest softie ever, and part of that change was that he learned every dad joke ever written XD
YUH Fox
Yay! Pregnant flora is back!
Onyx Dragon 388
Noooo!!! Lol
Ordithus
I think I prefer murder-y Trace over this. Mercy! Flora tried so hard, too...
ThirdKind
Come on Flora dont be so catty...😁
Roughlandin
Natani: "I hope you know YOU'RE the one who's going to be carrying it for the next 9 months." Keith: "W-What? HOW?!" Natani: "...I will find a way."
Trenton Bushnell
He also needs to have a riding lawn mower, and a project he swears will get done by this winter, but continues to put off because the parts haven't arrived yet.
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
Meanwhile, in next room: Natani: "Ten gold that she'll cut this book for pieces in this week" Raine: "And I thought that Templar Trace was awful" Red: "His old jokes were worse, believe me" Keith: *chukles* Red: "What's so funny K?" Keith: "You didn't hear Trace? He's funny" ..... Raine: "Keith... Are you ok? Do you suffer some brain injury?" Keith: "Wha- No!" Red: "..." *realise* "Oh no..." Natani: "You know what's wrong with him?" Red: "Keith is cursed" Raine: "What kind of curse?!" Red: "Curse of being father. Finding dad jokes funny is first sign" Natani: "No... NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Red: "I thought you will be more happy" Keith: "Don't worry. Nat just realise that means no alcohol"
Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek
So hilarious, yet natural. H-how?!
Roughlandin
Good to see Trace fully embracing his dad-ness this early on. Now all he has to do is develop a taste for sports! ...Somebody should tell him about sports. Super cute sketch, Tom! That Trace face is emote worthy. Congrats, Stonebreaker!
Roughlandin
Trace: "Hi, Will-Burn-That-Book! I'm Dad!" Flora: "I... What?" Trace, sheepishly: "...I've only read the first page." Flora: *Facepaws*
The Guard LW
When you start making dad jokes, you a daddy
Went Brown
Awww Flora you are so cute and sexy.
StoneBreaker639
Thought of the idea when the cast of God of War told dad jokes
ElderScrollsMekkan
This is even better than the stream version! Omg I love everything about this! Give her a minute, Trace; she'll start laughing with you at that joke soon enough xD
Terra The Wizard
the juxtaposition from yesterday's sketch
silver dragonia
i do wonder how bad or good t he dad jokes are in that book of his
DiDiDi-X
Trace is gonna be a great dad.
David Gipe
This just tickles my funny bone. It'd be fun to have a wholesome miniseries. I'm sure we'll get continued neat stuff from Tom.
Jasonfax
This is hilarous
AlaricLives87
When you stretch the patience of even the fun-loving Flora thin, you know you got your money's worth.
Grey Rellik
I mean, he may as well start practicing them; gonna need those jokes sooner or later.
Mediawatcher
We really went from genocidal trace to dad joke trace
Cookie Dragon
Perfect
