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Dungeons and Dergans

🕑 Added 2021-11-14 17:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Duke of J

Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*

Injoma

I.... Need this series.

ThirdKind

Uh...yeah I got nothin

KaiserDunk

LOL! “I don’t care what the size of the room is. I. Cast. Fireball!”

Elijah Jackson

Now we need to see a Bard Zen Sketch. Lets make this happen people!!!

Saberbeam

Playing with a group of friends once a couple of us tried, and slightly succeeded in seducing an earth elemental... Our DM didn't really let it affect the combat, but played along a little bit with the descriptions :)

Saberbeam

Maybe Nibbly and Sythe work as a team? He has all the luck with rolls and Nibbly handles the decisions and roleplaying? :D

Onyx Dragon 388

Probably a bard Rogue moltey class

G

Must be playing a bard.

William Mitchell

10x10 hallway: "I CAST FIREBALL!!"

RivCA

I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: Wait, what? Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens. She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative! Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

CrimsonQuill086

I need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Wait, where the hell is Nibbly's charakter sheet?!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Translation: I want to die with miserable death!

Hunter Schleich

I would like to split the party

Cliff Warden

I wouldn't be surprised if she had some repressed anger to channel. Besides, that team would be super squishy if she were a wizard.

AlisterTX

I read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny

Roughlandin

Must have been shopping at Squirrelmart

Roughlandin

Reni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Red: "She's gonna destroy us, right?" Sythe: "She's definitely gonna destroy us"

Roughlandin

Reni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Another ship joins to Twokinds fleet!

KaiserDunk

On a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.

coredumperror

Hahahahahaha

Lex

Cant say I wouldnt do the same

DiDiDi-X

Zen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"

Xeidler Trayling

I attempt to marry or propose to the dragon

Richard V.

Never underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p

AlaricLives87

What have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!

Aucere

Reni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"

JasonAW3

Fricking wolf bards...

Glassan

And that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V

Nate_G

Oh I thought that was bard, looking at it again i see it's wizard.

Peter Lyon

Of course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

So we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Wait, what?

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Reni isn't good DM, but that's ok. It's her first game

silver dragonia

the bards or sorcerers? i'd probably choose to be a sorcerer so i can magic and choose bard to entertain people and myself when i have time to spare

silver dragonia

maybe you could tell him to say: i'd love to cuddle with the dragon maybe she'd blush a little more with that

K_D Lawrence

Bards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.

silver dragonia

i do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?

Ordithus

Zen really needs to work on his pickup lines.

silver dragonia

maybe becouse she thinks him as her close friend? maybe if she considers me as her friend of any kind i'd try to make it as flirtiouse as possible in a teasing matter

silver dragonia

i'm sure we could try this with some of the guys if they're up for a game and i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks while we play and who should be choose as headmaster? maybe reni or raine? i'd vote for reni as she looks lovely