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Tom's Pizza

🕑 Added 2023-04-20 22:06:31 +0000 UTC

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Trollman906

I’m fixing to go get some for my birthday lunch. Think they do discounts on special occasions.

dobbs

I’d legally change my name for the employee discount.

Trollman906

Sure you can Tom

Deja

Regular cheese and it was nice but didn't have any other options that night as everything was closed except them. Not that I'm complaining it was just ironic

coredumperror

I can't work there because my name isn't Tom.

Trollman906

I personally don’t know, but as a troll, limb dismemberment is no issue for cause of troll regeneration. Hopefully not to likely

Trollman906

Sure ya can. Health and Safety regulations are not important, just like an OSHA Manual. I even know of some Lactose Intolerant people who are not only good with making pizza, but also enjoy eating it. Now I completely understand if your case is very extreme, if that’s the case, I completely understand.

SclimShady

Before I apply, how likely is dismemberment at the hands of crazed comic characters?

Major Matt Mason

My name is Tom, and so's my wife's! ;)

Trenton Bushnell

Ey! Dean Martin!

silver dragonia

what pizza did you have? i'm sure it was a great pizza especially with a cold soda

Deja

I mean I still have leftovers

GravTempest

I actually work bringing people their pizza. love the artwork Tom! :D

Thepizzatree

Wow! He's cute!

silver dragonia

sounds like a great concidence maybe becouse of if you like the pizza you just had why not have another? maybe not if got you full but maybe another pizza in the near future

ThirdKind

That sword...Red hungers for a slice!

Arthfur

WWWWWWWHHHHHEEEEENNNNNNNNN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYES LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE….THATSA MORAY

cee

Pineapple topping available if customer wears the 'bib of shame'...

kriegerstein

Most important question Deep Dish or NY style?

PteterRay

Yay! Mine got done

coredumperror

Looks delicious. Sadly, I can't work there.

InTheLionsDen

First Tom: G'day Tom. Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the man from pommyland who is joinin' us this year. All Toms: G'day! Bruce: Hello First Tom: Bruce Baldwin, Tom. Bruce Baldwin, Tom. Bruce Baldwin, Tom. Second Tom: Is your name not Tom? Bruce: No, it's Bruce. Third Tom: That's going to cause a little confusion. Fourth Tom: Mind if we call you "Tom" to keep it clear?