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The Almost Adventures of a Nameless Farmer
🕑 Added 2023-04-24 21:09:35 +0000 UTCRandom farmer guy from page 224 stops at the Edinmire tavern years later and enthralls Maeve with accounts of exciting world events he was nearly a part of! Suggested by Mekaiiq!
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Went Brown
Pretty sure we all noticed it.........
Kaija
To be frank, considering the tragedies and trauma our protagonists are having during this adventure, the Nameless Farmer's life isn't that bad :'D
Onyx Dragon 388
I just noticed the dragon in the background lol
Went Brown
Hahahahaha! I like how he is completely honest about not having much adventure in his life and is totally cool with that. Nice touch with the dragon in the background and MMaeve is just taking things in stride.
Travis9x
Or could be Trogdor, burninating the countryside.
Onyx Dragon 388
Could also be the fallout between Trace Legacy loyalists and the other templar groups. During the time he was in basitin land.
Onyx Dragon 388
Well he seems to have gotten taller
Sons of Lorgar
Oh, that's just princess Reni roasting chestnuts on the tree for her prince consort š¤£
Thisguy
I think its alluding to an event that may or may not yet happen in the current storyline.
Mitchell Sealy
I think that's the incident with the magic towers in Basitin Land.
Orekh
What is "big templar civil war"?
Silent Thunder
Stepped on a stick which scared the deer which jumped past a guard which made them pause which made them late to rondeveau which delayed their patrol which made them miss the call to āgrab that manā which let Trace et al escape a trap which let him continue his journey which let him bring an end to the conflict which let him save the world.
silver dragonia
poor maeve who has to listen to this kind of stuff as she's the bartender of the bar she runs with who? i hope she has some friends helping her i do wonder who the dragon is in the background only 2 dragons i know are reni and nora
silver dragonia
she may nom her tail on ocassion but who doesn't want to keep such adorable habbit?
Thisguy
Not shown, Maeve repressing terrible memories of the events sheās seen firsthand.
K_D Lawrence
Typical bartender duties where you have alot of people telling you almost interesting stories. I can relate Maeve.
coredumperror
Maeve is a megacutie!
Trollman906
Who wants some high quality Troll Fat? Buy 5 ingredients worth of Troll Fat, and Iāll throw in a free Troll Skull at no extra costs. Note: the previous statement is a joke replying to the previous Skyrim comment. Sorry if creepy.
SophieTRat-Skunk
https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Cabbage_merchant
SophieTRat-Skunk
In Avatar (and probably Korra, I can't remember...) it's always the cabbage seller...
Major Matt Mason
Missed it by THAT much! ;D
Glenn Sellers
Maeve, that's the perfect rejoinder to his tale.
AFrickinDwarf
Wow, he's *almost* a cool person
Randy Healon
I love the fact that they both are aware that he hasn't really seen shit and are still having this conversation. Also digging the fact there's a dragon fight going on in the background. LOL
Jacobus Peterson
Or Avatar
Vicroc4
Cabbages, leeks and potatoes, if Skyrim is anything to go by.
Spillthefire6
For every hero and his party of true companions...there are those countless folk who have to actually work for a living. But hey maybe this guy stepped on a stick or something that butterfly effected some sequence of events that saved Trace or defeated the evil...all without anyone knowing.
Saberbeam
I like the background outside the tavern door! š¤£ "Speaking of interesting what's all that ruckus out there?" "Eh, probably nothing important."
UBE Chief
Adult Maeve is such a pretty snep~! Glad she got her shyness dealt with at that age :3 ...or does she still nom on tails? XD
Jacobus Peterson
Now ya see that's why you have to give up turnip farming, grow some cabbage and you'll be right there where the action is.š¤£
PteterRay
Damn I wanted to suggest this lol
ChampionOfBagels
This is great humor here
Tactical Ferrets
It was almost an amazing time of his life!
