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Vampire Kat - Invitation

🕑 Added 2024-10-21 05:08:45 +0000 UTC

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J. Martin Laursen

If she offers no harm to me and my household, I would offer my hospitality, and treat her as a honored guest.

colin algire

This came out on Back to the Future Day. October 21, 2015-2024.

Jonathan

I'm not talking specifically about the chest! She looks notably larger than the glimpse of human on the right.

Darwinskeeper

It is the angle, gravity is working its magic on Kat's chest.

Onyx Dragon 388

*Blood pressure rises* “I’m not sorry.”

Crimson Dragon

I'll take both please.

RivCA

Ah, some fantastic D&D stories. I heard another one from the next table over. The party was making fun of the straight-laced paladin (as you do) and the barmaid (who was described by the GM as being very lovely) brought our Holy Boy into a side room. The players started snickering as the GM then said, "She takes off her cloak." The players are now giggling like idiots when the GM said, "She lets her dress fall to the floor." However, everyone went dead silent when the GM followed this up by saying, "She takes off her skin." Then the table was total pandemonium. That was the GM's first session after she stepped out from my table to run a game. I was able to eavesdrop as my table was building battle ideas.

Mark Temple

is it time for another blood drive? oh well, come on in, lets get your edge off while we organize a second one.

Woffle

Don't come to my house or else I'll SUCK your diiiick! -ah, blood! I'll suck your blood!

ThirdKind

Just don't drain me dry...we'll save that for later

Jonathan

Might just be the angle, but our gal looks BEEG in this one... Not that I'm complaining :3

Mark Temple

Rose did. https://www.patreon.com/posts/vampire-rose-kat-72510526

Jeto Calihan

You're not com'n in. But let me go get a blood bag fer ya and I'll tap it off fresh.

Netari Icefyng

NO NOT KAT WHAT MONSTER DID THIS TO YOU!?

Brad Sampson

*takes bite of garlic bread* ...nah, i'm good.

Dragon's Nest (WIP)

bad reference, but I get it: Bram Stoker's Dracula

wjd1206

🤭🤭😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hogan

I remember running a DnD game where one of the characters one night, while staying at and in, heard knocking on the shutters to his 1st floor room. He opens and finds the beautiful barmaid who'd winked at him earlier, hoisting herself up in the windowsill and asking with a sensual smile if she could come in. Thinking he just got lucky he said "Yes!"... and you can see where it went from there! XD So, yes, I truly agree with your estimations! :D

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Yes maam

wjd1206

I know *so* many human men that would say yes, even without any telepathy or mind control. Probably a fair number of kiedren, too!

MR, ABYSS

"Come on, it so cold out here, let me in." She says giving me the puppy dog eyes through the window, it's getting harder and harder to resist such a cute and pleading gaze.

NightMedic

Would let her inside with a rule to not be broken, no biting. Other than that, vampire or not, I wouldn't mind.

AstroChaos

Yeah, think back to Dracula. He came across from Europe to England but was only able to do so because he had the hold of the ship packed with dirt from his castle. Technically, he never left land at that point.

aphelius

Ah yes, the negotiator (proceeds to let her in)

wayne sampson

Honestly, I don't care if she is a vampire or not, I'll let her in anyways..... besides, it's rude to leave a lady outside.

The Great Heathen King

I would absolutely still invite her in >///<

jphorn

So spoopy

Darwinskeeper

So Sesame Street's the Count, is actually following established vampire lore? I somehow didn't see that.

Darwinskeeper

She was cute even during her caffeine rush.

RemyHindle

She looks beautiful as a vampire :)

Iago24

Holy water repels vampires, but traditionally they aren't able to cross flowing water, period. Opinions vary if they can cross in a boat or not.

Jean Paul Massaut

well fancy outfit or even wearing nothing, i would never open a window for something floating outside. unless its a werewolf, then i would defiantly open up

SomeOtherTom

I mean, she’s asked politely. It would be rude not to, right? Maybe the nice floating lady could even help you count the grains of rice in your pantry. Thanks for picking this one out to sketch, Tom! Love how you’ve brought her to life, or I guess it would be undeath (?) in this case, here. Hope the hand is doing better and congrats on the upcoming comic anniversary too.

Ezekiel S. Miles

The only vampire I would willingly let in my home and live in my home no matter the risks that follow.

Rook Prime

Well, I think that depends on how fancy of an outfit she's wearing.

Dragon's Nest (WIP)

ok, checkmate on that...I doublechecked...just goes to show how ancient lore can be LOL

Ørjan Hoem

No, in the original myths, it's RUNNING water they can't cross. They can't TOUCH holy water. There's a difference.

Thisguy

Now we need to see a showdown between Vampire Kat and Willow. At a Tea Party. Fae Vs Vampire.

Dragon's Nest (WIP)

that's borderline sexual harassment and shouldn't be made public...

Artemis Vulpes

My body is ready

Dragon's Nest (WIP)

they can't cross HOLY WATER or water blessed by a priest/clergy (Castlevania for reference) also...Vampire is a coin term, Dhampyr are the undead religious nobles.

Anonymous1988

Lore states that vampires cannot cross running water, and are compelled to count every granule of spilled salt. It's kind of hard to be scared of something that can be beaten by a handful of Morton's and a garden hose.

Jonathan

Spooky!

SCD

(The person throws holy water at her) Kathrin: AAAHH!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

The Sexy Beast

...no sparkles, got it!

silver dragonia

well if she is not going todo what i think she may do i'd happily invite her in and i'd also happily cuddle with her

564ugtg54645

Kinda hard to get it up, when you have no blood left.

Spillthefire6

"NEVER FOUL TEMPTRESS OF THE NIGHT! YOU WILL FIND NO FEE-" *eyes glance down below her head* "...Uh...oh no! I'm feeling compelled to lay out the Welcome mat!"