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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
🕑 Added 2026-01-21 17:05:03 +0000 UTCYou violated the law! A royal guard confronts you, suggested by Dan "bigchallenges" Silva!
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ElderScrollsMekkan
[Resist Arrest] Guard: *Grimaces in anger* Then pay with your blood! *Draws bow at target right in front of him, backs away, falls into canal, swims back up to you* Why... won't... you... die!"
HunterIce Ice
Truthfully, I would love to see follow up on this one of every reaction to all of those things that are up above, especially the flirt
Kinipshun
So what you’re telling me is: there will be a part 2 to this
Onyx Dragon 388
Even better. “Sir your ankles are showing”
Onyx Dragon 388
But what if i get them to show their ankles? Do I still go to jail?
Onyx Dragon 388
Depends on how high your charisma is
K_D Lawrence
Does the flirt still means I lose all of this gear that "I found"?
Caesar_dd
i played too much Oblivion so the voice immediately jumped in
JeKeBe
Travel Advisory: When traveling to the Basitin territory in Tamriel be aware that, while flirting is an option if accosted by the law, displaying anything below the knee will be considered an aggravation to any infraction and be cause for harsher sentencing.
Wyatt lute
Spam the flirt
Artemis Vulpes
Those sure are some cute ears, officer.
SCD
Me: Your shoelaces are untied. The Royal Guard: Huh? (looks down) (I ran like hell) The Royal Guard: Dammit! Not again!
eddi_TBH
Everyone figured out "flirt" is the secret weapon.
