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Bank Robbin' With Beth - NSFW - Random Renders
🕑 Added 2024-04-22 08:42:42 +0000 UTC
Beth: I can't believe the watch worked that well!
You: Honestly, me too. The guard even deleted the video footage for us.
Beth: The teller was nice. We'll have to give this place five stars for service.
You: Great idea. Maybe don't mention how we robbed the place though.
Beth: I guess I didn't need this gun after all.
You: What the hell! Where did you get that?
Beth: This is my big girl. The one I keep in my purse is a bit smaller.
You: Is it even loaded?
Beth: You tell me.
You: Whoa! Don't be pointing that thing at me!
Beth: Relax. Let's see if the safe code works.
You enter the code into the keypad and...
The door opens dramatically, revealing a vault full of cash and gold bars.
You: Holy shit.
Beth: Whoa! This is better than I expected. Take a picture of me posing with all this gold!
You: Maybe we should do this back at your place.
Beth: Shut up and take the picture.
You: Alright, hurry up-
Beth: We need codenames. What should mine be?
You: Fuck if I know. Hot Momma?
Beth: That's not it. Take another!
You: I'm not sure if I'm liking this new side of you...
Beth: You don't like it when I'm bossy? Maybe I could be Boss Bitch.
You: Can we just-
Beth: Come on! No one is coming for us.
You: That's no reason to risk it.
Beth: You and I both know the watch took care of them.
You: I've never used it for something like this.
Beth: It's going to be fine.
Beth: What's your bank robber name going to be?
You: I don't know, Clyde?
Beth: That's not it.
You: Come on, get up.
Beth: Fine.
You: Now, we aren't going to be able to carry much of this gold, so I think the cash-
Beth: Oops.
You: Seriously?
Beth: Damn buttons.
You: Come on, Beth! You know I can't think clearly when your titties are out.
Beth: Oh, these old things?
You: Plus, what about your daughter? We said we would stop.
Beth: We are currently robbing a bank, and that's what you're worried about?
You: My point exactly!
Beth: All this gold... I need you. Now!
You: We don't have time, woman. There is more here than we can possibly carry. Let's load up what we can, and-
Beth: Right here. Right now!
You: Beth.
Beth: Ready!
You: Where's your underwear?
Beth: I knew I wouldn't need it. Now- oh!
Beth: Yessssss! Take me, Clyde!
Later...
You: Was it worth it?
Beth: Which part?
You: Fucking around while on the job.
Beth: In the moment, yes.
You: And now?
Beth: Are you trying to get me to say I regret it?
You: I wouldn't mind hearing it.
Beth: So you could say, 'I told you so'?
You: Forget it.
Beth: All we need to do is get your watch back.
You: That's not happening until they release us.
Beth: So we have some time, then?
You: ...
Beth: Why not?
You: Who even are you?
Beth: Your girlfriend's mom.
Beth: Come on! Who can say they fucked in a bank vault and a jail cell on the same day?
You: Why are you like this.
Beth: Get over here.
You: I just figured out your codename.
Beth: What is?
You: Scorpion.
Beth: Oh! I like it! Is that from something?
Alternate Outfit:
Comments
Doc62 Productions
It is clear to me that the *real* treasure in that vault is Beth herself! 😂
John Hall
Bank employee to police officer: "No, I can't describe her face, but I'd recognise her boobs anywhere."
