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[M4F] The Ikea Incident [Assembly Required][It Doesn't Fit][I AM Doing It Right][Arguing][Yelling][You Ripped My Shirt][There Now Yours Is Too][Against The Wall][Hatefucking][On The Floor][Fuck Me Like You Hate Me][Not Yet][I Want To Cum With You][Creampie][14:52]
🕑 Added 2018-12-26 13:09:08 +0000 UTCA certain girl on here casually mentioned doing a story about getting into an argument while trying to assemble furniture from a certain Swedish chain store. I just had to do something with it ;)
Just another naughty idea
I hope you enjoy ;)
![[M4F] The Ikea Incident [Assembly Required][It Doesn't Fit][I AM Doing It Right][Arguing][Yelling][You Ripped My Shirt][There Now Yours Is Too][Against The Wall][Hatefucking][On The Floor][Fuck Me Like You Hate Me][Not Yet][I Want To Cum With You][Creampie][14:52]](https://img10.patrefans.com/storage/4/gr/px/563145-019e9123-53e9-7822-aa38-5760ce87a99c.png)
Comments
Gemgem
I love this one. It's such a relatable incident. At some point someone has had to put ikea furniture together and it's never that easy. The stupid drawings that don't make sense, finding the right piece, trying to figure out which way is up, figuring out the bolts and nails. Hearing Hank get frustrated is always entertaining. Ngl I enjoy when he gets angry and listener fights back. Like these two were made for each other. Always love the joking side of Hank that comes out. The last line killed me I was laughing so bad.
Hitomi
That might be a good idea🤣
Chocolateillusion
Educational toys for adults!🤣 Assembling IKEA furniture should be a test used before you get married.
Chocolateillusion
Very funny! Just not fond of the yelling and throwing things. Too much of it in my past. Other than that it was a great little story! IKEA is my favorite store. I have been going there as far as I can remember( I was young enough to go in the ball pit). So when I go there (where I live now) it makes me feel home. It’s such a weird feeling. As soon as I step inside the store I am home!
Becky Sparkman
Pretty sure I've had this exact argument before. Even down to going to get the drill to make it fit. My 3rd kid's middle name should be Ikea though!
Hejko the Platypusdragon
The I & K in IKEA stand for Ingvar Kamprad , the creator and the E is the first letter in the name of the farm he grew up on and A is the first letter in the place where said farm is located. (I only know this because it's shown up on 3 quizzes during AW get-togethers. And yes, I am Swedish.)
Hitomi
I've never assembled IKEA furniture...but I know how Hank feels🤬😂 And I laughed when I remembered that you had talked about this in the past hangout. Because I googled the instructions and it was funny😂 I'm starting to think IKEA furniture might be educational toys for adults... D***less guy...oh my gosh🤣👏 I liked it when Hank said "Listen to me" somehow😳 And the mixture of comedic fun and naughtiness made this audio one of my roller coaster ride audios😊 This was fun because they were like a couple who kept going on a road trip somewhere🚗💑
Lina Mellbo Cedermyr
Might be bias since I'm Swedish 🤣😋
Lina Mellbo Cedermyr
I feel like I'm the only person enjoying putting their things together xD
Porcalein_XD
Ikea wouldn't be Ikea if you didn't want to throw what you bought out your window, set it on fire and watch it burn😡
sarah
good audio hank
TalkNerdyToMe
Started laughing at the first Allen key drop. Wiping tears away. Fucking brilliant.
Sam
Yes! :D I have found both kinds of music, Country AND Western...
Hank Miller
Found it did ya? ;)
Sam
Voted #1 in the world... <a href="https://youtu.be/8dvZFV7Jyio" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/8dvZFV7Jyio</a> don’t mind me, I’m just trying to find “another private party” since I reinstalled the Patreon app and lost my downloads....
Jade
I was laughing out loud at you berating that lil marshmallow guy. And I may or may not have been screaming your name into my pillow at the end of this. Brilliant job Hank. More rough hatefucking Hank please? I’d love to be called a couple names while you have that bossy tone. This was fantastic per usual.
Jade
Squirmed just seeing the hatefuck tag. Can’t wait to listen ❤️
Hank Miller
😁
Hank Miller
Lol...... thank you Ellen ;)
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
Never have I been welding an Allen wrench and thought “This is a really sexy moment...” 😂 Thanks for that, Hank. 😉
Hank Miller
Thank you, Alex :)
Alex
Finally made it in my bed... and oh wow I loved it! 😍 It was so intense against the wall... on the floor 👌🏻 and still sweet. It was great fun as usual Hank 😘
Hank Miller
I'm glad I could make you smile Nicole :)
Ms. Donovan
90% of my furniture is IKEA and I like your definition much better than the actual (boring) attribution 😊 I’d forgotten it was Wednesday, and it’s been a rough one, so this was a really welcome distraction. Felt really good to laugh. Thanks, Hank 😘
Hank Miller
I think I better come over and help ;)
Hank Miller
Lol..... I'm glad you liked it, Levy ;)
witch's brew
Ya know, I'm getting floating shelves for my room from ikea soon. Would love a little help setting them up😏😜🌼
LevyLover
Man this instantly brought me back to putting together furniture in college lmao, but hatefucking is one of my favorites haha >: )
Hank Miller
I'll be right over, Andrea ;)
Andrea A.
Mmm nothing beats a good hatefucking audio. Loved this one, Hank! I actually got a new desk chair for Christmas, although it already came pre-assembled. Really all I need is to break it in.....care to help me?
Samantha
Well, we can have fun trying, can't we? 😈😉
Hank Miller
I just hope it fits 😏😂
Samantha
You're welcome. It goes in THIS hole, Hank! Not THAT one! 🤣🤣😉
Hank Miller
Lol.... thank you, beautiful ;)
Samantha
This a wonderful surprise to wake up to, since being off work, I forgot what day it is! I LOVE how pissed off you get...but rip that shirt and it's a different story. I think I need to buy some defective IKEA furniture and get you to help me put it together. 😏😘
Hank Miller
Yes, it was ;)
Hank Miller
I'll be right over, Linda ;)
Hank Miller
Thank you, Jodie ;)
Hank Miller
That was my plan, Wldgrl 😏
Hank Miller
I hope you like it, Sunny ;)
Hank Miller
Let me know what you think please, Alex :)
Hank Miller
I hope you like it Gina :)
Your Princess
Your frustration is hilarious 😂
Your Princess
Omg! This has to be inspired by your post Valerie 💖💖💖💖💖
Linda
Well this going to make my ikea trip this weekend interesting. May need some help putting together a few things 😈😉
Jodie Marie
*eyes the flat pack in the corner the needs putting together* 👀😏😈..absolutely loved this Hank! Thank you so much 😘 That last line made me giggle!
Wldgrl
I'll never be able to NOT smirk and get excited every time I hear the word IKEA again. 😏
Alex
Ahah same here x)
Sunny Londoner
Just heading out for a Boxing Day family walk & will have to wait till tonight to listen with headphones, aagghh!! Hope everyone's had a lovely Christmas!
Alex
Oh... can't wait to listen to that tonight 😍
GinaG
Ohhhhhhh this will be a fun after work treat
