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🕑 Added 2024-04-01 09:00:42 +0000 UTC

Comments

EH

Got me 😂😂

Sarah

Okay, so I knew it was coming, but you still got me. You posted this while I was at work & the notification popped up on my watch. “Oh yes! A new audio!” I thought… “Can’t wait to listen when I get home from work.”… 6 some odd hours later… there I was laughing. 😆😆 In my defense, I’m very open & honest about my gullible yet earnest heart… No one else got me this year though. That prize was solely yours, Hank! 👏🏻👑🤣

Sarah

That would have been hilarious at the end! 😂😂

Kathwoman

The tags made me not click but gave in after the comments. Ending was funny, it would be nice to have Hank’s signature laugh and talking to himself at the end 😂

KateJones

This made me giggle so much!! LOVED IT!!!!

Hank Miller

April Fools ;)

νιɕ

Omggg 😂😓

Anita

I second this! 🔥 But just to hold us over … there’s already “After Hours” and – with a slightly different flavor – “It Pays To Know A Good Mechanic”. 😏

Samantha

The only thing that could've made this better would be some appropriately timed olive oil slaps in strategic places. 😏✋🏼😂

👑Ana D. 😉

For real???

Susheila

😂😂😂😂

Bailey Miranda

Haha!

Fizzywoo

He had a sure buyer for Bunny and a somewhat shady/unsure buyer for the L5 I think. 🙂

Helena

Though I wouldn’t say no to another audio featuring a mirror (ref to “Goodnight Kiss: Bed”), in this particular case maybe I wasn’t entirely serious 😁 I thought the adding of - for me - rarely used emojis (*points at eg pink hearts*) was a giveaway? 😉

DemiDen

We need a non April fools day version

Nancy

Which guitar did he sell? I wasn't at the hangout.

Nancy

Great minds think alike.

Nancy

Yes!! I knew the ending would be super hot and boy, did you deliver. 🤣 Bravo, Mr. Miller, bravo. Your best piece yet. Although I agree with Helena. I would like a greasy mirror tag again. 😉

Marissa

Nooooooo! I need more of this

Shiva

Oh NOOOOO 😭you got me this time Hank but I will be more clever next time. Believe me 😂

Amanda

I actually checked the time first this year 😆

Aime LaRoj

I listened to the audio at 6:52 am and I can't stop laughing, you are a genius Hank, a genius! 😌

Verity

Best deal ever! ;)

Glass Fire

🤣😂 good one Hank ❤️🖤🐺

Jinx mai

I keep forgetting to check the damn audio time....damn it xD hank

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

😆😆😆 👏👏👏

Becca

You´re such a Tease!! 😩🤣

Viktória Rózsa

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I completly forgot that it's April 1st. Damn I got all excited about the action.... Man you really got me this year.. 😂😂😂

Bee

🤣🤣 I was calculating in my head how all those tags could be carried out in 3 minutes and 28 seconds! Well played Sir. 😂

Abby

Haha nice try, Hank. 😂

Anita

Damn you, Hank!! 😩🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣 I knew where this was going, but I STILL got all hot & bothered … 🙈 Now I’m just gonna sulk for the rest of the day … 😒😂

Kacie Elektra ✨

😂😂 ohhh and here I thought you were joking when you mentioned doing this! You ALMOST had me! But this was such a perfect way to start April off with! 🤣 Bravo for this one, Hank! 👏🏻