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New Commander Boosts Morale - bonus set for Xeno Warriors
🕑 Added 2025-04-18 13:28:56 +0000 UTCPersonal Log – Chief Engineer T’Vey
Stardate 7439.5
I have encountered a peculiar situation aboard the U.S.S. Valiant. It concerns uniform protocol. Or, rather, a highly illogical deviation from it.
My new engineering staff—primarily human, with a few Andorians—have submitted a formal request for a “uniform optimization initiative,” claiming it has already shown "dramatic improvements in morale, efficiency, and team cohesion."
Their proposal? That I, as the new Chief Engineer, begin wearing a experimental new uniform.
At first, I assumed there had been an error in the replicator’s programming. However, when I brought this to their attention, they explained—enthusiastically—that this design was intentional.
It is transparent.
Naturally, I inquired about the rationale. The explanation was... dubious at best.
“You see, Commander, when you're in the room—like that—the team is more focused. More energized. It’s about psychology... Human amygdala... Emotional uplift, endorphins, team spirit... the works!”
I was told that the sight of the chief in this new uniform acts as a motivational stimulant. That it triggers a cascade of neurochemical responses which, according to them, result into 23.7% faster maintenance work times.
Curious. And yet... I remain skeptical.
“Yes, I understand that you’ve all stated these new uniforms greatly improve morale and enthusiasm among the crew. But, please—explain to me again...
why am I the only one required to wear it?”
They responded with several data charts, a few exaggerated smiles, and a rather suspicious "welcome cake" that said “To Our Inspiring Commander”.
I am not unfamiliar with the concept of aesthetic appeal influencing behavior, especially among humans. But I fail to see how exposing 87% of my dermal surface is necessary for plasma conduit recalibration.
Nevertheless, today I accepted the premise—provisionally. Logic dictates that if an experiment yields measurable results, it should be tested.
Productivity is up. And there have been no system failures since I began wearing the new uniform. Even the environmental controls seem to run smoother. I hypothesize that someone is secretly optimizing systems just to keep me in this state of... “morale enhancement.”
I will continue monitoring the situation.
Purely for scientific observation, of course.
Comments
Crawford King
Really looking forward to seeing more from this set in the future. Great design
Jimbotron
🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 HOTNESS REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS EJECT CORE? Y/N
