Bret
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Summer Shorts
🕑 Added 2025-07-13 08:57:08 +0000 UTCI was doing fine, enjoying my summer in my colourful assortment of elasticated shorts. Suddenly, I was stricken with the desire to wear my classic slutty little jean shorts down to the beach and show off a bit. Much to my dismay, the extra weight I put on since the last summer made this an extremely difficult endeavour.
I struggled and squeezed to get them on but I had to give up because I wasn’t able to reach below my belly to fasten them. This is actually pretty alarming for me because the problem isn’t the waist size (although they are very tight in that regard); the problem is that my belly has started to hang so low and so wide that I can’t physically reach underneath to fasten pants anymore. I won’t be able to wear pants the normal way ever again.
I did manage to get them on in the end but MAN! It was a fucking ordeal! It turns out the only way I can get them on without help is to do up all the fasteners first and THEN tug and slide them up over my fat ass.
Anyway, this is just a fun short little vid of me failing to do them up. Enjoy 😉
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1P9lrEn560uwUNC5zVlUDsL50kNMtkbHG/view?usp=drivesdk
