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(CLOSED) Need some funny dialogue for SCHOOL SPIRIT

🕑 Added 2022-03-02 21:13:33 +0000 UTC

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Charoset

Some options A: So he just ghosted you? B: Ugh don't remind me. HIs sister acted like I was crazy. But she was kind of cute and so um, well... Hehehe. A: I swear you're like a sister magnet. And it's always the new hot girl too... -------- A: Stop being so serious! It's called homework, so I'll do it when I'm home duh. B: So do it when you're always at my place! A: But that's not home! It's not called 'somebody else's home' work! ----- A: It was a good deal! Half off! B: Yeah the back half! And it was still full price! A: I mean, at least my ass looks good in them... ------ A: Chips got caught so I had to bang on the machine a bit. B: God I wish that was me. A: Haha yeah... Wait what? --- A: I can't believe this. B: P-People put ketchup on pizza! I'm not alone on this! A: I'm seriously reconsidering our friendship. --- A: -and so it's freezing and we're covered in gas and whipped cream. B: I was asking about the hedgehogs. A: I'm getting to that! So we had to call our gardener...

Taboo Gem

A: “-and then I headbutted him right in his jaw!” B: “With your helmet on? That poor bastard.” A: “But he still wants to go on a second date! Score!” – A: “Nailed another deal! Completely unnoticed!” B: “That’s not a deal. You can’t ‘deal’ soda.” A: “I got 5 dollars from it so a deal’s a deal! ”

Vee

"Is it too slutty to wear striped thigh highs?" "No, but it's a bit cliché" "Cliché!? They're a staple of the genre!"

Vee

"And that's why I can't own any more cats." "Quit calling baby alligators cats!" "That's exactly what animal control said!"

Vee

"You remember the tampon girl from Algebra?" "Oh yeah, Olivia? Talk about ironic." "Yeah that's why I use pads."

Emerald Eucryphia

The dragon wouldn't leave us alone, so we told him to get supplies for a party and when we came back around. Oh that was smart! How was the party when you came back? ...we never came back. - I am a wizard! I can cast spells, and telekenesis, and... A seesaw changing balance by itself does not make you a wizard Harriet. Yes it does! - Did you see what [classmate name] posted on [social media platform]? No, what did she share? She went to the [social event] last week and didn't bother to take a picture with [famous celeberty]. === These are just some that came to my head, if this is still around when I wake up I'll think of new ideas.

Chiaki Hirai

A: Anime? B: Anime. A: Anime! A: So to collect the star using 0.5 A presses- B: What's 0.5 A presses? A: Everyone asks me what that means, even though I've said this a countless number of times before.... A: I didn't get any sleep last night. T_T B: You look terrible, what kept you up so late? A: Well, have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG-

NitroFire90

A: I'm telling you, they need to make the uniforms here have pants. B: And boy uniforms have to have skirts? A: Hey, the Scots made it work.

Phee

so as I'm creatively bankrupt and bad at comedy the only suggestion I've been able to think of would be something you've said before altered into : "student 1 : so why'd student 3 hit you and run away this time? student 2 : well I told her that even if I set a donkey on fire, she'd still be the hottest of piece of ass I've ever seen student 1 : ..."

Loorcker

Kinda meta, but I found it funny: I tell you for the last time, I'm a guy, not this girl I am right now. Samantha, did you drink too much again? I don't drink!

Reiko Lupus

Unfortunately, I'm not very funny, so I hope everyone else can come with funny and amusing dialogue! XD

Loorcker

Well and then Brad said... Stacy, isn't Brad your cousin? Ahaha, no no, why would you think that? - And I was like ohmygosh he looks so hot in that suit. I mean, you had to see him to feel it. So... you have a crush on him? What? No! I'm totally not into him! - Well so I was like, why won't humans colonise the Sun? Because they would instantly burn down?! They would colonise it at night, duh!

Brushwagg Collector

Oh Lisa there you are how was the food at the cafeteria today? It was horrible, they didnt get their shipment of ranch. So you ate mac and cheese for the 5th day in a row ok.