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(short story)たんくのおしごとTank's Job P2
🕑 Added 2025-09-17 03:00:16 +0000 UTCたんくTank
はーーっ…フゥ
Whew...
スッキリ
REFRESH!
ゴツン
THWACK
いで！
Ow!
たんくTank
しょ、所長！なにしはるんですか！
Chief! What the hell was that for?!
所長 Chief
たんく。お前また仕事中に車内でタバコ吸っとったやろ。隠そうしても無駄や。匂いでわかんねん。
You were smoking in the truck again, weren't you? Don't bother hiding it. I can smell it a mile away.
たんくTank
ギクっ
(GULP!)
所長 Chief
なんやその「ギクっ」は！一発抜いたようなボケたツラしよって。お前が仕事サボってへんか、いつでもこの目でしっかり見とんで。
hat's with that gulp, huh?! You've got that dopey look on your face like you just got off. I'm always watching to make sure you're not slacking off.
たんくTank
ギクっ！ギクっ！
(GULP! GULP!)
たんくTank
せ、せやからサボってませんて！(てかなんやねんそのモッコリ金玉！狸の置きモンか！デカすぎやねん！毎回目いってまうねん、腹立つわー)
N-n-no way I was slacking off! (What the hell is with that bulge! Is that a freak of nature? It’s unbelievably massive! My eyes go to it every time, it pisses me off.)
所長 Chief
ホンマにサボってへんよな？正直に言うたら、許したるで
You're really not slacking off, right? Tell me the truth, and I'll let it slide.
たんくTank
べ、べ、べつに隠すことなんかあらへんし…
I-i-i-i've got nothing to hide
所長 Chief
ホンマか？(クンクン…)タバコの匂いに混じって、ええ匂いがするわ。
お前、ホンマに何もしてへんのやな？
You sure about that? (sniff, sniff...) I smell a good scent mixed in with the cigarette smoke. Are you really not up to anything?
たんくTank
え、ええ匂いて…な、な、なんですの！
A good scent? W-w-what do you mean by that!
所長 Chief
さぁなー？次また車内でタバコ吸うとったらな、今度こそ許さへんぞ。キツい仕置きでもしたるか？
I don't know. Next time I catch you smoking in the car, I won't be so lenient. Maybe I should give you a good punishment?
たんくTank
す、吸わへんっつーの！
（あ、あかん！この肉感にくっつかれたら…あー、タマ当たっとる当たっとる！くっそ…これもう所長の奴、わざとやろ？ワイのこと試しとるんちゃうか？！）
I-I-I'm telling you, I won't!
(Damn it! If he gets close with all that muscle... Oh, damn, his balls are touching me! Shit... Is he doing this on purpose? Is he testing me?!)
たんくTank
(すぐドツいてきよるからマジで腹立つねんけど、ホンマこの肉だけはエロいねん…ムラムラするわ。ホンマ、ええ歳こいてエロい体しよって…歩くセクハラやぞ！)
(He's so annoying, always hitting me. But goddamn, that body of his is so hot... It makes me so horny. He's way too old for a body like that... He's a walking sexual harassment case!)
所長 Chief
そうかぁ？ならしっかり午後も頼むでー
Is that so? Well then, get to work for the afternoon.
たんくTank
う、ういーっス(あーくそ…あの肉ダルマ親父…デカちんとデカケツいじり倒して一発カマしたいわー！いや、十発やな！)
Y-yessir!
(Damn it... That meatball old man... I wanna grope that big dick and that big ass and bang him! No, I wanna bang him ten times!)
