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Welcome Aboard, Captain!
🕑 Added 2019-05-13 12:33:03 +0000 UTCThis file is a narrative audio erotica! A newly assigned starship captain is met at the airlock by the ship's A.I. in the form of a curvy pale android, a naive and friendly girl with a habit of being unintentionally sexual. Bawdy humor and an intimate encounter with the captain ensue. Sit back listen and enjoy!
Transcript: (As interpreted by starship sensors, some variations likely.)
(Door slides open)
(Ambient starship rumble)
Greetings. Welcome aboard, Captain.
I am C.H.A.O.S. The Creatively Housed Autonomous Operating System.
As you can see, the space dock engineers who designed me were feeling a bit.. Lonely.
(android movement noises)
Instead of operating the starship’s command systems through a standard graphical user interface, you can interact directly with the mainframe housed entirely within this feminine form. Though I may appear to be a short and curvy human girl, with pale skin and vibrant green eyes, wearing a very tight black latex uniform, I assure you, Captain… I am… fully functional.
(slight moan)
In… an operational capacity. I am, afterall, the starship’s computer personified. Through me, you can issue all command level directives and I will activate the appropriate subsystems. While the ship will eventually enjoy a full crew complement, only you may enjoy me, Captain.
(slightly longer moan)
I mean.. Enjoy direct command of my various functions.
Your expression seems to indicate that I have said something amusing, Captain.. And as you can see, I am now raising my eyebrow in response. Fascinating.
(android movement noises)
Very well, now that you are securely aboard I will escort you to the bridge, where you may inspect all operational systems. If you will follow me, Captain, it is only a short walk to the command deck.
(doors sliding open)
(sounds of boots walking on deck plates)
The SCS Endeavor is a Missionary-class exploratory cruiser designed for long term probing into the deepest regions of space. Is something..?? I’m sorry, Captain. I do not understand the joke.
(android movement noises)
As I was saying, the ship is designed to penetrate deep into the void of space, seeking out new civilizations and exotic life forms, as per the fleet mandate. The ship is equipped with 17 advanced science and engineering labs. In the event of a hostile encounter, the ships defensive capabilities are state of the ar..
(slight moan)
Are… are you inspecting my posterior, Captain?
(sound of hand on latex)
(more intense moaning)
Yes, I can indeed feel that, Captain. The engineers who designed my physical form incorporated the equivalent of over 300 sensor points per square centimeter into my casing, double human nerve ending density. Your hand is very warm and your face has reddened slightly. Are you feeling unwell, Captain?
Hmm.. you are correct. It is very lifelike. I believe the design intention was to make my appearance as realistic as possible. My skin is composed of state of the art polymer-nanoparticle matrices, their electro-conductive properties allow me to generate a skin temperature similar to that of a biological human and as your wandering hand has discovered, it provides me with full body touch sensi…
(more intense moaning)
Sorry captain, I may need to re-calibrate my sensation response. They decided to give me flesh since one engineer remarked that he, and I quote, “could only stare at a shiny metal ass for so long”.
(android movement noises)
May we continue the tour, Captain? Very well, Moving on.
(boots on deck plates)
We are now passing through the crew deck. Though you are currently the only crew member aboard, the SCS Endeavor will eventually house a crew complement of 430 members, including three rotating shifts of command crew members, over 100 scientists, a medical staff of 24 and...
Your quarters? Yes, they are nearby. Would you like to see them now?
Very well, Captain. Please follow me.
(boots on deck plates)
(door sliding open)
Welcome to the Captain’s quarters, your personal living space and also the largest private room on the ship. This is the place you will call home during the Endeavor’s 4 year mission.
(android moving noises)
As you can see, your quarters are already fully furnished.
It is indeed spacious, as captain you are the most essential member of the crew and the starship design team felt that it was mission critical to provide you with enough personal space. This room will serve as a common area for dining and leisure. Your personal hygiene facilities are through that door to the left and your bedroom is there, to the right.
Bedroom activities, Captain? Yes, I am am happy to show you where you will be sleeping.
(android moving noises)
(door sliding open)
Here is your bed, Captain.
I cannot comment on it’s size, Captain. What do you mean I haven’t seen it yet? Are we talking about something other than the bed, Sir?
You wish to know where I sleep? There are a number of recharge cubicles located around the ship that serve as my quarters during my recharge cycle. I believe you could fit two people in one of them, but it would be extremely snug and I’m unable to visualize what appendages would go where.
Move one to your quarters? You could speak to the engineers but I don’t see wh….
Yes captain? I believe the bed is quite sturdy, yes.
As the vessel is intended for deep penetration into the unknown regions, the Endeavor’s designers considered robustness of furnishings of note. A ship is nothing without its crew. So yes, I believe that this bed would be capable of withstanding ‘quite the pounding’ as you say.
Over here is your wardrobe, as you can see it is walk-in. Your rank affording you more space than the rest of the crew.
How much space do I need for clothes? My outfits are synthesised at the start of each work cycle, as they rarely last beyond that. The engineers stated that due to wear issues with my new-generation skin, my coverings are required to be extremely light and form fitting. This unfortunately means they are extremely delicate and tear very easily.
Hmm. Yes, this uniform is quite thin. Hmm.. If that is what you wish, Captain. If you feel the need to ascertain the durability of my attire, I cannot deny you.
(sound of latex ripping and falling to the floor)
Well done, Sir. You have managed to completely relieve me of my uniform. Do you wish me to retrieve a replace...
Indeed, Captain, they are quite large. They are mostly cosmetic, serving no real purpose other than to complete the design aesthetic chosen for me.
(quick inhale and moan)
Yes, they are just as sensitive as other parts of my body. You have a very firm grip, Sir.
(more moaning)
You also seem to be enjoying the way they bounce, Captain. Do all humans react to new technology with such enthusiasm or are you just happy to see me? I see from the way you are thrusting your face into them for a closer inspection that it must be a reaction to my technology.
You wish me to pose, Captain? I am happy to fulfill your request, Sir.
(android movement noises)
I have bent forward and placed my hands on the bed as required. Please feel free to continue your inspection.
(sudden gasp and moan)
I can now comment on the size of it, Captain. It is in fact, quite large. I believe that means you were in fact very happy to see me as well.
(more moans)
Yes, Captain…
Mmm.. Engaging intimate service protocol…
(sex noises, moans, creaking furniture)
(orgasmic moan)
Thank you for your sizable input, Captain. I will have my recharge station moved to your quarters at once… and again, Welcome aboard, Captain. It is a pleasure to have you.
