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Bimbo Says What?!
🕑 Added 2020-06-09 08:28:19 +0000 UTCHey bimbo!
If you've been spending too much time pretending to be smart lately, this file is just for you. This file is gender neutral and can be used by anyone desiring to bimbofy their speech patterns.
Listen and relax, repeat after me whenever you hear me say something delightfully ditzy. Frequent use of of this file will having you speaking like a silly bimbo in no time!
Due to the use of stereo effects in this track, it is advised to use headphones, earbuds or good quality stereo speakers for proper enjoyment of this file, it will not sound ideal on mono devices or mobile speakers.
Transcript:
Hello Bimbo.
It’s time to relax...
it’s time to let go…
Letting go is so very simple
Just like you. Simple. Easy.
Letting go. Relaxing.
Listening. Simply listening.
And letting go. Easy.
Simple. Relaxing.
So easy. Just like you.
Listen Bimbo.
Sometimes life is so hard.
Sometimes you act way too smart.
Sometimes you just need to turn your brain off.
It’s so easy, bimbo. Just listen and relax.
Listen and repeat after me.
I just need to let go.
I just need to be simple.
It’s like, so hard to think when I have to speak.
Sometimes I just babble cuz I’m such a bimbo.
Using big words is soooo boring.
Having a smart mouth is bad.
So I have a dumb mouth instead!
I don’t really need a big.. umm.. word count thingy..
Cuz.. like.. Words are hard..
I just need to be simple.
I just need to be silly.
I don’t need to understand.
It’s cute when I say something dumb.
Why should I pretend to be smart?
I can just giggle instead.
Umm… like.. What was I saying?
Umm… Bimbo says what?
I just need to let go.
I just need to giggle.
Little words, little brain.
Reading is like super hard.
All the big words confuse me!
When I feel dumb, I find something to suck on.
If my mouth is empty, the words might fall out.
I’m like, such a silly dumb dumb.
I don’t speak good cuz I don’t think good.
Sounding dumb is like… super cute.
Umm.. Smart stuff is like so boring.
I’m totally never boring!
Deep down I don’t want to be smart.
Everyone loves it when I’m really dumb
