Would anything I say turn you on? [Teasing] [No sex]

Skye

https://twitter.com/InvisibleSkye/status/1535048046446522369

cosmic

@mary- ohh that’s evil, i like it 😈 all of us, in unison but harmonizing terribly: 🎶 happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday little shithead happy birthday to you 🎶

Skye

@cosymary5 THIS is what he deserves for his metaphorical birthday. May you only have microwave reheated coffee for the rest of the month.

No cake, just a coffee reheated in the microwave?

cosmic

no cake, just cabbage pizza. oh wait… fuck, he likes that

A very merry unbirthday to you

Skye

Oh... please note that NO cake is being given. Just a begrudging wish. Not cake or balloons or gifts. Fuck that shit.

*eats the cake herself* Oh, I'm sorry, Crunch, did you want some? We're not DOING cake this month. *pointed look*

Happy bday, I guess 😒

Skye

And even though you totally don't deserve it - Happy Birthday.

Skye

Little. Shit.

"Do I be cheeky?" Yes. The answer is always yes. 😄

Vergil! I love it 🥰

Do I be cheeky and say the tossable kind....?? 🤭🥗

What kind of salad tho?

😂

Oh... Okay... In front of our salad.... Okay...

Phantasm Cat

@careless&cosymary I mean, I wouldn't mind that at all 😗 @Dubose you have a point there, I'm sure we can ask those questions soon

cherucaustic

Y’all just gonna increase the suffering if he posts lenses to go with this but then again I do have some masochistic tendencies so…bring it on 😈

Okay, but also, serious question. Are we going to be able to ask our nsfw ama questions soon?

Do you two REALLY want to be exposing our weaknesses to him at a time like this? He could REALLY start being a menace... 🥴

Idk if I want that... 🤔 he's in "little shit" mode, he could amp up the teasing 😭 I can just see a pic of him grabbing his chest and being like "isn't it sad you can't touch this?😏"

Agree. I mean at the very least he could take the edge off by posting a lewd .. oops I mean lens.. 🫣🤔

RUDE. 🤨

I don't understand why I keep listening to this when I know damn well it aggravates me so 😤

Dre

Was I needy? Yes. did I say F you at the end? Yep; and I'd do it again! I felt like we were nose to nose and I really wanted to bite your finger but *grabbing you and feeling you consensualy* was a lovely twist. Watching you would make it hard for me to sit still though... I'm guessing you're making a bed frame or something we wouldn't of thought of. Also you're not crunchy at all your smooth as silk. Big oof. All those chuckles and the smiles. Yes, there's a part of me that loves the teasing because the reward will be that much better.

- No, really. No sex. - Don't make me waste all the gas again.

cherucaustic

The pay off better be INSANE my dude. Also bookshelves, obviously.

Does your voice turn me on? 100% yes. The idea of building furniture? No. It's giving me nothing but frustration and flashbacks from when I had to build shelves that tower me by how many feet 😤

HAHAHAHAHA, this really made me laugh

So many of us thought bookshelves 📚

I'm about to break every fucking dish in my house. A bookcase, btw.

Acedia

Ah, the exciting conclusion of the thirsty lens 💙 In my version, you're putting together the bookshelves that I need to finish. This month seems like it's gonna be some combination of "You little shit 😤" and "Please 🥺" at the same time.