Toss salad and scrambled eggs (page 3)
🕑 Added 2026-02-24 21:18:54 +0000 UTC
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NoStatus9434
Oh no that might be a Chekhov's gun, somehow I don't think this story is going to be over even after they walk out of that office
Foxy Lovehound
“Ah that explains your issues……well some”
Wheel Patrick Ferris
Bingus you said you weren't talking to other men
boofis
Lmfao what an absolute villain this guy is
ARealNebula
Good God I can't wait for this dude to violate so many ethical boundaries between his two clients just to rage bait Stahli 😂 that dawg deserves it honestly
Chef_Burroughs
Their apartment's gettin' robbed rn.
Megan Barhorst
"Since I was a teenager" Aren't you like 19, Bingus? That's anti-information. Could've started anywhere from six years ago to yesterday 😅
the_Lord
PEAK
democracy spreader
I'd rather live a million Desmonds than share my therapist with my boyfriend. This is a nightmare I didn't know I had, dawg 😿 they both should leave and never look back
Nicole de Jong
I’ve hollering at this one. Hard to believe such a clever joke could be written by the old dawg.