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RAGE LOTTERY!!!
🕑 Added 2016-07-12 18:04:30 +0000 UTC Toot toot! Climb aboard the Trans Train to Fuck Town, me hearties. Mind the gap because we're building the tracks as we go, and keep your eye on the rearview mirror. Like usual, I am behind, but I am catching up.Here is how the RAGE LOTTERY is going to work. I have a list of all Patron names and email addresses. On the next episode, I'm going to draw a ticket at random (random number generator maxed out at the number of patron emails accounting for multiple tickets--no funny stuff), and that chosen man or woman or whatever will be invited to call in during the next show. We'll get a good Two Minute Hate going and Imma put your ass on the Rage Board.
http://thedickshow.com/co-hosts/
Think you can dethrone Denzel? Good fucking luck.
If you don't want to call in, you can select a champion to rage on your behalf--like Game of Thrones. Pick a monster. I recommend me.
Comments
Brandon Nuckols
Nice guys who ask "So why isn't your boyfriend out out with you tonight?" and stupid girlfriends who don't understand what the fuck they're trying to do.
Max Hydrogen
I will show the world! I am a RAGE!!
Andy
My email is ready.
Fuck jeggings - squeezing fat lady legs into shape is a crime of deception and fuckery.
BLAAAAARGH!!!!! I'M READY!!!
My rage is ready.
Let's do it.
Fun Kilo @imkilo
Rage!
funny name
nah, he didn't thank himself nearly enough.
J
fuck yeah, pick me!
Royden
Do you think Maddox is one of Dick's Patreon supporters? I'm sure this is a Kauffman-esque stunt those two are pulling, and during a Rage Lottery Maddox should get the call.
Kit Jaspering
I can rage with the best of 'em!
Bob Roland
I am a rage. Tremble as I whip out my rage filled penis and start spraying everywhere.
Sweet. I am an excited.
Terry
Yee
Kristijan Puljek
Looks like it, I figured we'll have to submit topics in advance, but obviously not. We wait for the first drawing.
Sleepnir
Very fucking cool.
Kevin Flesher
Let's do it.
Fuck this shit (I'm practicing being a rage)
Mortotem
A very maddoxy closing of this post.
Blaise
So we don't need to do anything to enter? We're just automatically entered by being a patron?
Adam Perry
Hell yeah!
