Dick Ridin' Episode 1

I love the limbo part..

Dr jebus

I had the toughest time convincing two women to block each other. Each of them had petty reasons for why they wouldn't. I would *love* to rage about this; it's proof that women *do* love drama more than they admit.

Vaskaat

'What kind of populous are we creating?' One in which people have to be saved from hurt feelings on every level, no matter how innocuous.; where words are treated with the same weight as physical violence. In other words, a regressive nightmare.

Vaskaat

<a href="http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/londons-fat-shaming-ads-banned-from-transit/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/londons-fat-shaming-ads-banned-from-transit/</a> Before the wolf whistling crackdown, the new London mayor wanted to/did ban 'fat shaming' posters on the sides of buses (read: attractive women in ads aren't allowed there because fat women might have their feelings hurt. Either that or religious conservatives can't handle a bikini. You're right about the best rants being in the car: there are enough bad drivers, potholes and traffic lights to make you a rage, one meltdown leaves to another and bam, Dick Riding.

eeeeeje

How about a pick-up line/cat-call of the week segment?

Kyle Belmont

This was absolutely great. I look forward to more!

Dick Masterson

This needs to be a flow chart.

Dick Masterson

I saved you from embarrassing yourself.

Dick Masterson

Goddammit. That's a better name.

JLH Fitness

Btw, are you going to keep recording this in your car? You're right on about the kind of mental space your car puts you in- and great for recording rants. It's a good thing you're not a loud muffler douchebag like me ;)

JLH Fitness

When you cut off before finishing the chicks name so you could groan - that was probably the funniest part. Although I do wish cat calls, whistles, etc could be a bit more.... curated... It seems very overly sensitive to criminalize it. I've been with the same person since I was 16 years old and I'm most certainly not walking around trying to drum up approval from men. But there IS a certain amount of self-satisfaction one gets when you know that you're being appreciated. It goes too far when it becomes hyper-sexualized. If a guy is licking his lips or lays an enduring stare on me, GTFO here with that. If it's more than a passing glance, the key is to make it something that a woman can respond to (if she wants to), but something that won't make her look like a bitch if she doesn't. Like, A WHISTLE. Or a short, funny quip. The only caveat to that would be if she were stuck in your proximity for too long. Don't whistle at a chick if she's standing in front of you in a line. This implies that you are expecting that response, which makes it about YOU, not her. Lastly, I think you missed the main party that women are making themselves beautiful for- other women. This is an enduring truth. One which I have too much to say about so I'll save it for another time. But trust, it's more important to us than men.

Cliff Bernzweig

Was it a Catholic school run by bitter old nuns, by any chance? This explains a lot.

eeeeeje

Upgraded to $10 for this. Worth it.

Mkoll

Holy hell, I can get behind this. More a road rage please.

Max Hydrogen

"The police should be enforcing the Law"...? But Dick, when you let women vote, you turn the government into the Church. The English have always been a police state; they've had cameras on every street corner for decades; 1984 was a book about Britain. It's bad enough that British cops don't have guns and they've drowned their country in Multiculturalism but now this? They British have always been nasty, hate-filled, hierarchical people; their gene-pool consists of successive waves of violent invaders interbreeding for 1000 years; they hate life and happiness.

Max Hydrogen

When I was in High School c.1996, they made us take Morality class wherein the female teacher told us that whistling at women in the street was a crime.

Max Hydrogen

Dick Kerouac!

688as

Okay Dustin

Dick Masterson is greater than we as human beings deserve.

688as

I was just about to bitch about the lack of content promised in the $10 reward tier. It's like you can read my mind.