Episode 14 - Dick on Drugs
🕑 Added 2016-09-07 18:03:42 +0000 UTC Download the MP3Tis the season of apologies, Patreonis! There's no video this week and for that I'd like to say, excuse me. Shitty Passenger did manage to snag this unflattering photo of me and My Man recording the episode in a van down by an Orgy Dome.
Next week, Denzel and my life coach will be back for some double episode goodness. I'll post a poll tomorrow to see what we're going to fix.
My man gets a fake marriage and then does too many drugs, I discover the world’s greatest pick-up line, a bike I stole gets stolen, we have several altercations with the angsty powers-that-be at Burning Man, Camp Furry, casual references to literary classics, theTrumpyx, and cucumbers are the devil’s ding-a-ling; all this and more on an all new Dick Show!

Comments
Ian Daniel
I admire your man's hatred of cucumber. Any vegetable that is most well known for laying accross a yuppie's eye lids while they lay in a filthy mud bath needs to be wiped from existence.
Dick Masterson
Next Monday. Apologies for the delay.
Dick Masterson
Keeps on giving.
Not only does the shoes line work, but it's a great excuse for why you weren't looking at their eyes!
Dick Masterson
Fuckin Zoom H5 comes through! Thanks to all you guys.
Daniel Askew
This may have been the best audio on your show. Maybe you should record every episode in a desert tent and not a desert apartment.
Still no bonus episode 3?
Adam Osborne
Holy shit- I feel as though partying with you two at Burning Man would make the whole experience bearable... especially with some constant Hippie-trolling.
Did your man eat his new wife, holy God, I always pictured him as a scrawny idiot.
Max Hydrogen
Fuckin' hippies...
Christopher Griffith
I'm a professor of Rageology, this is how I type, and I'm really impressed by how fast Steve flew to the top of the Rageographometerulator. When he dies at Burning Man, or survives, please donate his body to science so we can bury/drown him in cucumbers and study the results.