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Bonus Episode 3 - Public Toilets, Revenge, Psychics
🕑 Added 2016-09-12 18:57:16 +0000 UTCThe Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and I become nudists, a drug dealer insults my car, I get tag teamed by an oracle, a listener gets tag teamed by me and her husband, I give a quantum mechanics lesson, I try to get Sean a raise; all this and more on this month's Dick Show Bonus Episode!
The Dick Show, it's the podcast that pays its audio engineers more than any other podcast. I try to investigate this claim--which I know to be true, but just like his ass, Sean keeps his wallet close to the vest. I guess it will take more sleuthing.
Meanwhile, you voted, so we're going to fix it.
I talk about everything that's wrong with public toilets and propose a radical series of changes to address them. Each one more realistic than the last. Maybe Bill Burr has some comments about that?
I talk about my first experience with a psychic medium at Burning Man who told me I have no soul. A fan sends in an Erotic Story for Real Men, but this time, it's a woman! Coach proposes a radical change to our system of government in which people with a vested interest in where they live are the only ones able to vote on the laws and taxes that govern them.
Finally, a fan from Turkey calls in asking for advice on how to get revenge on a cheating ex who done him wrong and her partner in this dirtiest of dancing. We talk him out of it. Break ups are hard. Emotions are strong and confusing and can't be solved by punching. We walk our caller through the steps of healing and then once we're on the road to recovery, I give him some good fucking revenge advice. This is that kind of show.
Will my advice work? Find out on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Comments
I doubt it
Patrick David Turner
alot of mac users in chat
Are you on IOS, Mac or PC?
Fuck, hit enter and it sent. I decided to comment because for whatever reason, my scroll wheel doesn't work on Patreon. It's a real small thing, but when you get so fucking used to the internet working, shit like that is effed! Thanks for being great and making me want to manually scroll through the 30 clicks of "Load More" to get to episode 1.
I know this post is older, but I've just been catching up in the last 2 days. Haven't listened since the Biggest Problem ended, even though I immediately figured when it ended (not even finishing the episode without Dick) that it was Maddox's fault.
Cameron
If you spend enough time around a shitty apartment complex surrounded by trashy renters it might start to seem like a good idea... maybe.
Lord Burn
I find that the best way to judge a mans character is by his ability to take it on the chin. It seems mexicans are better at this than armenians in my sample base.
What was with the life coach's idea about only letting people who own their own land being allowed to vote? Slightly fucked. Otherwise great ep.
I prefer Barcelona, makes me sound exotic. No one has guessed correctly yet and I thought it was so obvious haha!
Gabriel Benitez
"Somewhere Stampedey" I'd wager Buffalo NY
Dick Masterson
How about from the other post? I reposted the whole shit after some complaints.
Mine goes for a about two minutes then repeats. Tried both links multiple times. No slide bar to skip time. iPhone user (of course).
Dick Masterson
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378</a>
Dick Masterson
Don't suck any nuts yet. This should work <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378</a>
Man this sucks straight nuts. Been looking forward to this for weeks and now I can't download it.
Dick Masterson
I'm going to reupload and post in 10 mins
Still broken no matter what :(
Ryan Young
This episode so good, should be offered as a sample to entice more patreonis.
Dick Masterson
That's what I was afraid of. Cheers!
Dick Masterson
Try this one <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103</a>
Dick Masterson
This one should do it for you <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103</a>
How do I iPad?
Same here. Patreonees, use the second attached MP3, not the first. Should work fine on your Apple device. Android people, Godspeed.
Works for me now.
I can second the 30 second play time. Audio plays fine but it's listed on the player as a live broadcast. On the bright side, I've been able to hear the epic "YEAH!" about 5 times. That's a bonus unto itself.
Dick Masterson
GODDAMMIT.
Zach Owen
Dick you named the episode wrong. It may be right now. But I noticed
Dick Masterson
Try this one: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=569858">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=569858</a>
I can't open the MP3 on my phone. Anyone else experiencing issues?
DatBoi
Do I get to vote? 25 live at home and have a handful of rental properties.
