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Episode 27 - Dick on Moving

🕑 Added 2016-12-06 09:29:54 +0000 UTC

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Dick Masterson

I think I'm going to kick off the stream earlier and end it later from now on. It's more of a party then.

Women shit in bed - blame patrarchy. fuck a feminist and you'll find someone who knows how to own her own sexuality.

Hope you continue taking a few minutes talking to the live audience at the end, like the last show. Adds great value for the big ball swinging patreonies.

Zach Owen

You can get this bit for $5 a month.

Dick Masterson

How are they still in business!?

Dick Masterson

Scorched Earth. This guy gets it.

Dick Masterson

Won't work. No matter how much liquid is in front of me, I will drink it in the same amount of time. It's like the speed of light.

Dick Masterson

Tell me more about this.

Ket Ralus

This morning I put on a t-shirt I bought earlier this year from a festival and noticed it was splitting down one of the arm seams. I looked at the tag: Gildan. Totally serious. What garbage.

Dan McCarthy

Dick you don't seem to know how much Rucka hates maddox's guts haha It's really apparent that he can't stand the guy.

Zach Owen

Hey Dick, I have a Dick tip for you, buy a second water glass that way you don't have to drink melting ice for 2 hours like a fucking idiot.

Dale Luck

I absolutely detest when people attempt to big league me or try to get on to a conversation path where I just KNOW they're going to get pissed at me over fucking nothing. I end up just crashing that conversation as hard as possible and seeing how it goes.