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Episode 78 - Dick on Stealing Shows
🕑 Added 2017-11-28 15:14:09 +0000 UTC Download the MP3My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ramp, Larry doesn't wax-off at his TNS Dojo--if you know what I'm talking about, Bitcoin retirement homes, silicone ice trays, Ken White sends out the Popehat signal and despises me, a keen eye for Morlocks branding, I track down the Maddox fan who I believe is responsible for all vulgar bad words directed at Mental Jess, the fate of free speech online rests in the hands of Santa Cuck, unboxing dress shirts, dominant hands, and I steal an entire podcast from Madcast Media, how's that for irony? All that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Suck my balls
MildlyInfuri8ng
Righty left-jerkers unite. But there's another dimension - palm up or palm down?
Bootyman
Great thumbnail
Does dick not like LPOTL?
pet0r
Now i wanna know whats bleeped
AHHH yeah! Dick's Patreon is creeping up on Last Podcast on the Left, motherfuckers.
Show us the ramp!
Matty H
I'm right-handed. I jerked off with my right hand for years, but then I broke my right wrist in a freak biking accident when I was 14. I've jerked off with my left hand ever since.
Dick Masterson
But what would I call it...
Dick Masterson
I don't want to link to kiwifarms here because of their rep, but it's near the end. Google should be able to help.
Dick Masterson
This. It seems so obvious.
Dick Masterson
I knew I could count on you, Angelcakes.
Jared
I have a silicon ice cube tray that makes 1cm cubes, and it's nearly impossible to get the ice out. The silicon is so thick and the cubes so small that pushing from the back doesn't do much of anything. The only way to get them out is to roll the tray backwards, which pops whole rows out, meaning like half of them fall out on the table. The only way to use a silicon tray is to just empty the cubes into a big bowl in your freezer and drop a scoop in there. And I'm way too lazy to put up with that.
Jared
If we're supposed to masturbate with our dominant hand, why do we even have two hands?
Lefty here, jerk off with my right. Feels good, man
can I get a link to the kiwifarms guy you mentioned? I think i found the thread but I don't know what page and it's a lot to go through
*Week 3 of my remove adam nash's shirt campaign* That Mr Burgers reveal was so unexpected, seriously just change a few names, retell the goss saga and you got yourself a book.
Amir Kedar
27 minutes in I had to stop watching to call you a fucking idiot, Dick. The whole point of having soft ice cube trays is that you can push on the back of them and easily get them out. Also, I think most people use their dominant hand to masturbate
KOKONUTS YOU'RE ALIVE!?!?
Mr. Neil
My favorite part of that letter is when Madcucks started to say "my dick" and then corrected, "my bed".
Asterios Kokkinos
BEST THUMBNAIL YET MOTHERFUCKER
