Dicktation - Dredd

Clyde Frog

The evidence for the hot blonde chick being a psychic is she pulled the passcode for Cersei Lannister's stronghold out of the computer nerd guy's mind, he didn't tell her and it worked. Bam.

Daniel Silveira

This reminded me of Asterios' podcast, the one that's suppose to be a sci-fi game show but he spends most of it talking about Cheers, Golden Girls, Jeopardy, Wings, just everything that isn't sci-fi.

Oh man I love these

Jason

This just felt more like an episode of TDS than a Dicktation. Hardly any commentary on the movie which sucked because I was really looking forward to you riffing on it. The conversation was funny, but I just turned off the movie eventually and listened to you in the back ground. Dont get me wrong you guys getting off track is funny, but not for the whole damn movie. Do the 1987 masters of the universe with Asterios sometime.

Hi Dick. I heard you wondered about the Bogans. Let me give yo a rundown: >Rednecks bow to Bogans >In contact with wombats >Possess didgeridoo-like abilities >Control Australia with an iron but fair fist >Own hostels & dive bars globally >Direct descendants of the ancient penal blood line >Will bankroll the first outbacks on Mars (Boganidoo will be be the first outback) >Own 99% of boomerang research facilities on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogan babies >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Boganbots inside you right now >The Bogans are in regular communication with kangaroos and koalas, forwarding the word of God to the Government of Australia. Who do you think set up the meeting between the prime minister of New Zealand & the Aussie high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1 year) and arranged the Aussie leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogan bunker in Wilkes land? >They learned fluent Australian in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogan >The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Edward Benn

The four dollars I spent on renting Dredd from Youtube and the 5 dollars I spend on the Patreon may be the best 9 dollars I have spent on entertainment in a long time. Dick, please continue some form of creative writing. The concept of the self published book that the Dischord Dickheads discovered was pretty sweet. I only wish I could obtain it somehow and read it. Please continue to flex your creative writing muscles. You have the ability to entertain with the written word, and I hope that you will continue to flex your creative muscles along with your arm muscles.

Coach-the movie you were thinking of was My Dinner with Andre

My favorite movie. Mama the embodiment of perfect Chaos and Dredd the perfect manifestation of Order.

Saint Pepe

Thank you Dick, I am loving these Dicktations so much. True gospel. Can you do The Thing sometime so I can make my woman watch it for a 5th time? Also, when will you and Asterios be watching all of the Star Wars movies at the same time?

Dick Masterson

Do-over!

Dick Masterson

People are saying Top Gun.

You son of a bitch, Dick.

What movie are Sean and you gonna watch? I recommend The Sting..

DrNic

@Coach: My father was a cop. One night a junkie pulled a knife on him. He drew his standard issue S&W M&P. Long story short my dad survived a stab wound to the throat. The junkie wasn't so lucky. Thanks for calling my dad a hero buddy.

Monstah Slayah

I was watching this the other night and thought that it would be a perfect movie for Dicktation.

Martial Autist

Thumbnail has Jamie’s tits too small. Big foul.

Daniel Askew

Yus!

Dick Masterson

It's the one that isn't Judge Dredd.

Which dredd is this?

YEEEEEEEES!! YES YES YES YES YES!