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Episode 87 - Dick on The Ultimate Douchebag Machine

🕑 Added 2018-01-30 15:37:59 +0000 UTC

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"Right into the pussy" line fucking killed me

Lettuce Jones

I will answer that question for $75,000 patreon.com/lettucejones

Lord Burn

I feel like most sci-fi is about space terrorists. If it's a tight single ship scenario, there's always somebody trying to sabotage something. In big epic sci-fi stories, there's always some 'rebels'.

>"Alright, this has been The Dick Show" >One more hour of video to go. That's why this is the only Patreon I support. No retarded "format" to speak of. Just a couple of glorious hours of bullshit.

Mr. Neil

I know men who claim they like Steven Universe. It's an exercise of approval-seeking. They may say that they like it with their mouths, but their eyes say something else entirely. I've seen it. They blink in Morse code. They're saying, "Kill me now. End my suffering."

Ali

Ah, the return of Jamie. Patience of a saint, voice of an angel, body of a succubus.

So is Maddox the new skatman?

I think queer as a noun is the offensive term. But queer as an adjective is okay and normalized. Queer people is the better term. /cuckiness

Gabraham

It says "You're looking at my boobs"

Matt Ruins Your Shit

Omg that cuckman parody was fucking the best. Spoonman is one of my favourite songs, nice to hear it used as a force for good and mockery.

bong talk starts at 4:20

DrNic

Dick, I can't believe you forgot to ask Lettuce what's the jerk off situation in jail. Also, there is already a space terrorist show. It's called The Expanse and it's pretty good.

Dick Masterson

You can't fix stupid.

And a special silent-movies style mid-segment with The Entertainment with conversation in text frames

I would love a top 1000 body-cam montage under Entry of the Gladiators

Dick Masterson

What I wouldn't give for that pussy jumping.

Mr. Neil

So if Maddox can't read, doesn't that nullify his argument against homeschooling? What has 12 years of public school done for him if he's so illiterate.

Dick Masterson

THE CENTRAL SPEAKER DOES NOTHING!!!

Fun Kilo @imkilo

"I've heard" that a center speaker would help with hearing dialog. I have not tried this myself

jayjaydeth

I really dig Steven Universe. And it's probably easier to swallow if you've been along for the ride as opposed to jumping in in the middle. Because not a lot happened that first season and everything after that was very gradual. Like, episode one didn't have pussy jumping of any kind. Also, '80's and '90's cartoons were far more sexual than Steven Universe. Every female member of every team was always really hot. All of them. April O'Neil. The Baroness. Cheetara. Rogue. The list goes on.