Dicktation - (Lady) Ghostbusters Commentary Track
🕑 Added 2017-02-04 04:26:11 +0000 UTC Fire up your unlicensed nuclear mansplainers and prepare to get slimed with estro-plasm in a first-of-its-kind Patreon CROSSOVER EVENT when Asterios Kokkinos, Peach Saliva and I, take out a third mortgage on the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie.This is a movie commentary track. I'm calling movie commentary tracks Dicktation. Pretty clever. To enjoy it, load up the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie from your DVD or your Hulu or your Pirate Bay, and hit play on the movie when we get to the Sony logo in the commentary track. You'll figure it out. Or just listen at the gym. It's probably just as good because the movie was dog shit.
I'll try to bring all you beautiful Patreonis a brand new Class 5, Full-Roaming DICKTATION every month.
Special thanks to Andy Lee for a thumbnail I would have lost my virginity to.
Comments
Clyde Frog
Just so you guys know, Bill Murray was very involved in making this happen. Plus, he was the ONLY holdout who didnt want to make a 3rd movie while Harold Ramis was still alive. The guy fucking dies and he decides to make this shit. He went on some tonight show with the cast and said "I wanted to make this movie because these girls are FUNNY!" Fuck you Bill Murray.
I wish there was a dicktation commentary track for every movie!!!
I would really like to hear more of these commentaries!
Loved this so much. Great commentary for an epic fail of a movie. Really hope they do more like this.
Chocolate Noodle
wish this had an MP3 download
Yeah I just did the same thing... It's made me pay way more attention to this garbage movie than I wanted to!
pet0r
that was awesome! this made a boring movie a fun experience. looking forward to the next dicktation thing.
pet0r
appearantly there is an EXTENDED version of ghostbusters...like what the heck! i have to fastforward all the time to stay in sync. i'm now 'buying' the normal version. (exteneded is like 2:13 with even more stupid jokes and talking)
Christian Senyk
So many vagina jokes... Thanks for this. This was the only way I was sitting though this movie. Made it bearable.
Dick Masterson
They made a longer version of this shit-pile?
Dick Masterson
I felt the same way. I wasn't going to watch it without shitting on it the entire time.
The Magician Formerly Known as Stiffalis
I wanted to see this movie because of all the talk there was about it, but knew it would be the absolute worse so I never did. However, this gave me a reason to watch it.
Dick Masterson
Yep! Coach is coming in next weekend. We'll record it then.
Terry
I cannot speak for all self-purchased bots, but this was hilarious to listen to as I had LGB muted.
This was amazing. The commentary anyway. It made one of the worst movies I've seen recently actually bearable.
Dick Masterson
No.
I don't want to sound like an ungrateful shithead here, but does this count as February's Bonus Episode? I'm just curious.
Dick Masterson
I see one. Are you on the app?
Please do more of these. I love RedLetterMedia's commentary tracks as well, but they only do like maybe 2 a year. This one was just as entertaining, there's was no way I could have stomached through this movie again if it wasn't
I feel the same way. I was not planning on watching this pile of dog shit but feel obligated to now
Asterios Kokkinos
We talked last night about how it might not be easy enough to get the pokemon movie? Is that correct?
A White 1993 Camry
love this hot content, but would love a direct link download even more
i could only make it though the first 15 minutes before i rage quit this fucking movie.
Patreon app is shit. Can't get this to play
And the cans are too small.
funny name
aw shit yeah! how did i not see this!
Hey Dick! I didn't have a chance to see the movie in question, so I'll download it and listen to this. Question: Is there still a bonus episode in february?
caleb d
Somewhere, Roger Ebert's corpse has a rock-hard boner from that evisceration. The version you were watching was shorter than whatever the hell I streamed on primewire, so I had to pause the commentary every once in a while, but somehow you guys made watching this movie a second time worth it . You guys are great, I hope you do more shit like this, and I'm happy to be a patreoni.
Awesome thank you guys and keep it coming !
nagdaddy
Who the fuck is Dax?
Sleepnir
I'm honestly just gonna listen to this on its own, cause there's no way I'm watching that shitbird movie. Brilliant idea you guys pulled off, though!
Anna Geddes
Also Asterios your idea to watch the original Ghostbusters at the same time is genius
Anna Geddes
So happy to be a patreon today, drunk as fuck listening to this and loving it.
Derek
Liberals just want to prove that they virtuous.
"Stop giving this guy attention! You're just giving him what he wants!"
This is the only way I was ever going to see it.. this or RLM. I await the RLM commentary.
This is great man! Do more of these! Please and thank you!
DeeDeeKn08head
I'm still refusing to watch that fucking thing.
Girf Strongweiner
Wow, Dick is going to get this movie more views than its box office release. Wait, bringing attention to a terrible piece of SJW tripe? I sense the Enigma is afoot....
You're doing God's work here, Dick!
The Golden Witch
This is good commentary, but sitting through this movie is fucking grueling.
Watching this sync'd. First time watching this movie and I prefer the commentary to the movie. Fucking trash screen writing and terrible cast team work!
Aaron Lewis
I'm guessing this is for the theatrical release? I remember hearing somewhere that the director's cut of the movie would have been like 4 hours long. The theater one was bad enough.
Fuck yes. I love being a god dam patreoni
Chase Billingsley
Asterios looks better than I remember him.
Jared Manning
This gives me a reason to finally watch this steaming pile of crocodile shit. Hurray!
The face is too large.
Good stuff
Well I wasn't going to watch it but now I am
Christopher Griffith
Any plan to revisit the idea of a rifftrax on the pokemans movie?
Blaise
I can't tell if I'm happy that this is a thing or pissed that this means I need to watch this fucking movie now