Episode 42 - Dick on Timeout
🕑 Added 2017-03-21 15:56:44 +0000 UTC Download the MP3The Billboard Prank, squirrel farts, getting locked out of Twitter, Philly sells out in three hours–SO WE GET A BIGGER VENUE, manspreading at the gym, Larry’s secret petting zoo, cat yoga, party ghosts, time wasters and the time police, hockey, real talk with customer service, the mid-life crisis of fifth graders, Power Ranger parking crimes, Larry’s Viagra Voice contest, a Dr. Phil Bounty update, animal news, Asterios’ The Biggest Makes Me a Rage in History, PETA and the zero sum wild animal economy, and a three-way bragger; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
Ring worm is athletes foot, and vice versa. Late but still.
Jeremy Kurowski
Damn, first time seeing Larry. That guy's just naturally cool. Old school jacket, dark sunglasses, not giving a fuck mentality. C-O-O-L
I've been wondering this myself for some time now. It does look like a tic. That sucks.
Alexander Leimbeck
Dick, I just wanted to say, I've kept up-to-date with Maddox's podcast, but honestly? Maddox vs the Universe might be the last straw, at last... It was a horribly dumb, stupid, lame, boring hour (or whatever) of ego-beating-off, and yes, it's Maddox... but this was not his old school clever work, this was just stupid. I really wonder if the second vs the Universe is going to fall on its face. I know I won't be buying into it, spending any of my cash on these dumb "madbux," and the other major podcast on his network is easily some of the dumbest shit I've seen. So, sincerely Dick, keep up the good work. You entertain well. :)
First thing that came to my mind too.
It looks like a tic of some kind
He's perpetually loading the zingers.
Jason
WHAT THE FUCK IS ZOOAHN ALWAYS DOING WITH HIS MOUTH?
I'd take Shanana over any of those.
Did you know that a collective noun for feral cats is a destruction?
Upped patreon donation - buy that billboard indefinitely Dick!
Easily one of my favorite episodes. I love Dick's reaction to Larry's proposition.
who's sean?
It is just now occurring to me that access to the Dickscord is through the 20 dollar Patreon level. Honestly makes that pretty tempting.
Sean for fuck sake stop talking over the callers or interrupting them. god fucking damn it thats my rage. i noticed even news babe put her hand on the headphone so he could hear the caller with the threesome over your fucking interrupting. stop it fucker
Boisterous's bits were not a bit fucking funny this week. jesus man get peach to hep you out for these or something
Del Davis
The sun never sets on Dick!
SacDragger
I'll donate another $40 a month towards the billboard. Fuck Maddox. That bitch blocked me because I asked if my grandma was ever going to get the purse she ordered from Kendall&Hyde.
Tim the Enchanter
Is it just me or does there seem to be a strong family resemblance between Larry and Czhyhahn? Is he his father!?!?
Hey Dick thanks for the tuesday morning episodes for the european listeners.
Loving the global mind set Dick! Always a pleasure to get dick in the ear on my Tuesday morning commute at 6am ET. Also another good prank would be to get flyers mailed to his area, get some dick in the mail box but idk about pricing and other concerns.