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Episode 64 - Dick on Platitudes

🕑 Added 2017-08-22 15:06:40 +0000 UTC

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Father Coughlin is the priest Dick mentioned in case anyone's interested

Where's the bonus episode

Anus Master

Okay this can go two ways. If you bring in Drunk-High-Destroy-You guy, I'll give you an extra $5/mo.

I'm so fucking glad asterios isn't on the show this week. So sick of that fucktard

Dick Masterson

I gave up on exercising. It was too much work.

Is that your heart rate in BPM? Dude, you have tachycardia. I thought my heart rate was high but yours makes no sense since you exercise.

Dick Masterson

Dude, call in!!!

Alexander Leimbeck

hahaha Dick, I'm actually an OKCupid Moderator (not at all hard to become one, just have to be on the website for some time, never have anyone report you or something like that, etc etc) and I can ABSOLUTELY CONFIRM girls get TONS of dick pics sent to them on a daily basis. The amount that I've flagged for obscenity - which usually results in account suspension/deletion, is unbelievable.

Dick, get these liberal listeners on and line them up to argue with you one-on-one, Road Rage style. Give them three chances to strike out before the next jerk gets his turn. Who's next?

Daniel

Jesus. I like Asterios, but he's being an idiot. What's his point? What's he trying to say? Of course racism is bad. Of course everything going on in Charlottesville is bad. But he thinks we should all be required to denounce racism because some people are stupid? It's not that I don't want to denounce it, it's because you have no business making me do so.

caleb d

Agree with shchwaun re the boisterous coconuts episodes. Dude is funny, has great bits and reactions, and he adds a lot of energy. One of the best parts of the show for sure.

Daniel

I like reading the synopsis (synopses, synopsi, plural?) of each episode first. They're like overviews of SNL episodes if SNL was full of angry people and the occasional poop.

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