[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 32 - Dick on The Liquor-Not
🕑 Added 2018-12-31 20:41:46 +0000 UTCMeat spray, bad advice escrow, suit jacket sleeves, The Liquor-Not, Prosti-tography, mood rings when chicks hit on you, smart underpants, erection pants, getting everyone on EBT, attracting women with Winners Drink, how to catch chicks when they free up, my crotch, my crotch, my crotch, and wauterboi says the n-word while reading his Maddox leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
After thinking about it, I think we read too many leaks, but I do like reading them. I'll read another one next bonus episode and see how it plays out. Some are longer than others.
Happy New Year!
Comments
Lmao no. He was 7 FEET and 4 INCHES tall. 7.4 meters is taller than a two story building and 7.4 yards is about the same.
Clyde Frog
Jesus Christ. This dude was such a pussy, blowing Maddox the whole time. Embarrassing.
This is easily the most exhausting bonus episode. "Attacking [Maddox's] livelihood" has been a meme for a long time but he says it at least 4 times in this, it's giving me a headache.
that robot drink dispenser could work if it ran on some sort of amazon store system where smart cameras simply kept track of your drinking over time
TwoSocksCalzini
I strongly believe that Maddox constantly lists off all that information concerning numbers of fans and the mediums he distributes his content through because he's either trying to advertise himself or boast about himself, but in any case it seems to essentially be his excuse. But what's weird is that while talking about how much he loves his fans, he not only disregards those who are opinionated as trolls and conspirators but also feels nothing as if it's just a number and that number doesn't represent people. It's easy to disregard 0.2% even if they're human. Also, Maddox normally lists three things where two are synonymous in an argument. He ups his list-game in private like you're in a small office and he's teaching you how to sell a stapler. Didn't he work in that kind of environment?
i'm no mathematician... but wouldn't there be overlap of fans over each media so that math wouldn't even be right? 500k is not a valid total of unique "fans".
Tom Jump Jr.
3 hour bonus episode, now we talkin!
Jandraden
Same. And Winners Drink still hasnt arrived!
Wrdge
Same here
Same issue
SpiderEternal
It says I don't have permission to download the mp3. Checked my sub level, all should be good...
Figwumberton
shut the fuck up. the screen did not follow the text
jayjaydeth
I like the Onion. :( Or at least I liked them, I haven't seen anything they've done in years since they've apparently abandoned YouTube. I love the baby skulls video.
Kevin Schaffner
andre was 7.4 meters tall. either that or in yards. cant remember if i saw it in impearl of metrik.
Jeremy Kurowski
That was epic.
Zach Owen
I get where Maddox is coming from, he know first hand what it's like for his career to be dead and to not have a job. And he wouldn't wish that on anyone, what a king.
J. S. Ling
Kind of low-energy.
Tits
André the Giant was actually small.