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Episode 135 - Dick on The Asterios Muppet
🕑 Added 2019-01-01 17:24:01 +0000 UTCThe great 2019 virgin race, one-eyed dogs and cats, the lameness of the government shutdown, Buzzed Driving is not Drunk Driving, chewing out waut3rboi, the N-word and America's great tyrant, more on Sargon, how to apologize, my horse dies in Red Dead Redemption 2, back in parking spots, fake interactivity, the "What Happened to Maddox's Penis?" game, and the Asterios Muppet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
The Robot Engineer
Who voiced the Asterios Muppet? At one point, Sean says "But I seem to have an Asian guy's hand up my ass." That made me think it might be Randy Kian.
The show needs more Kokopuffs
Red Dead Redemption 2 is the only game I play that my girlfriend isn't a bitch about.
Clyde Frog
That picture of Maddox is the definition of a sad sallow sack of shit.
Joshua Kane (Touring Ammos Music)
I needed to hear that advice on ghosting. Cant lose anymore sleep over things people hold over my head. Thank you, Dick. Always with the best advice.
Jared
Dick's opinion on video games is bullshit.
I drown out that unwanted sound by listening to music I enjoy or by turning on a fan. Being hyper-sensitive is a gift and curse I suppose...
Andreas Xirtus
Mexico is hiding the mudflood #Tartaria
i would give both my nuts to have an all muppet segment
also I don't think they ever asked him directly for an apology... so not sure why you are getting riled up
That's why it's great. I want Emily to bully me with her smugness.
Djingy
The Asterios puppet is the best thing Iβve seen in agesπ
That FB group news chick's voice is insufferably smug
You're right, Dick. I'm a massive fucking hypocrite. I will never delete my Paypal nor go through the pain in the ass to switch credit cards. Back up to 20 we go!
Big 'O'
Asterios Pinocchios was GREAT!
Always apologize? Gimme a break. Maybe Sarg'n shouldn't be making a stand on everyone elses dime, but you don't always cuck. No way. Case by case at the very least.
David Friesner
GO INTO THE WATER
that "apology" nonsense is bullshit <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7hvZee-PQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7hvZee-PQ</a> <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U0mQjUA0T5INc_GDkwPJ2mfhO7tbaIogisSqqxHw0hc/edit" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U0mQjUA0T5INc_GDkwPJ2mfhO7tbaIogisSqqxHw0hc/edit</a>
J. S. Ling
TWO WORDS: "MORE PUPPETS!" Why is there not already a Maddox puppet for Christ's sakes?
Eighty
It's Theodor Herzel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
La Pucina Fresca
It's sparkling water made by Shasta. It's just as awful as it sounds.
Dick Masterson
Motherfucker, if I had a dollar for every time I apologized for bullshit to keep The Biggest Problem alive, Iβd have $25,000.
Daniel Atwater
"always apologize" from the same guy who's said repeatedly "never apologize". so which is it
What the f*ck is "Lacroix" ? This sound like diseased american drink with a French name to attract idiots. Jeez I just checked and it's exactly that. 0% French, not from frogland. If you want to give us money, just drink Perrier guys.
Also, Penis.
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