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Episode 141 - Dick on Learning to Code
🕑 Added 2019-02-12 16:10:45 +0000 UTCThis episode is being simulcast onto the new Patreon platform. Wow!
Not enough chip clips, bad times at a monster truck rally, I launch my Patreon alternative, Mumkey Jones talks about concern trolls and Alex Jones, Wilt Chamberlain is the first winner of the Virgin Contest, rebuilding every building in America, Dickhead spends $1,000 on his girlfriend for Valentine's Day and how not to do that, a gay relationship query, Asterios is at the Tennessee Dickhead film festival, science kills, a Dickhead gets fired for spicy Tweets, and Saudi Arabia in Silicon Valley; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Tim Pool also gave Mumkey a shoutout on the Joe Rogan podcast.
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Big 'O'
Dick is steady collecting his own version of the "Wack Pack."
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0:00 - IPA grows you tits 2:52 - Yeeah 4:18 - Dicks Newproject2 Patreon Alternative 13:19 - Dick goes to the Monster truck show 17:32 - [RAGE] Not Enough Chip Clips 24:10 - New Green Deal 27:45 - Mumkey Jones calls in 34:56 - Mumkey has been everywhere 43:15 - Mumkey on Asterios 52:15 - A Compelling Suicide 1:06:45 - Dick hates Saudi Arabia (enjoy prison buddy) 1:08:33 - [SONG] “Let Me In, M’Lady” by the Hard Men Working Hard. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMcRtKU2Lc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMcRtKU2Lc</a> 1:11:43 - Valentines day jewellery advice 1:22:05 - Gay Republican Love 1:24:36 - [SOUNDBYTE FOR MEMERS] Dick exclaiming "I'M GAY" 1:26:55 - [SOUNDBYTE] Dick talking about getting "some hot Dick" 1:28:20 - Mumkey Signs out 1:29:30 - Virgin's erotic story 1:33:56 - Gabe (Handsome Dick) calls in, Job lynch mobbed story 1:48:30 - [RAGE] Leg Day 1:50:48 - Gabe Signs off 1:52:30 - Emails 1:57:27 - Dave the Shit Musician calls in (greentext story) 2:05:00 - [RAGE] Having a bad laugh 2:13:20 - [SONG] “Cuck Stuff” by Cuck Bizkit. <a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-620009274/cuck-stuff" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/user-620009274/cuck-stuff</a> 2:16:30 - [GOSS] Maddox supercut 2:21:50 - Voicemails 2:42:45 - Tanner the Top Gay calls in
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Dick! When are you moving to SubscribeStar so I can stop paying Patreon?
That shitty guitarist has not been actively practicing guitar for 8 or 11 years, whatever he said, just cause you were like 13 and your dad had an acoustic guitar doesn't mean you've been playing for years. Even after looking it up doesn't understand what staccato means? What a half a brained fucking infant, that guy makes me a rage. Also he laughs like Bleh, fuck yourself
So many people try to paint Dick as a total scumbag, which is so ridiculous. To be an asshole Dick sure does spend a lot of time helping people.
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