Episode 95 - Dick on Chutzpah
🕑 Added 2018-03-27 15:16:50 +0000 UTC Download the MP3 | VimeoPornhub: The Promised Land of de-platforming, taking protesting teenagers off the streets for their own safety, gearing up for "The Revenge of the Jedi", the Squatty Potty debate, Maddox's attempt at a $2,545 shakedown, how to tell if a chick is ovulating, Captain Jack*ss investigates Dustin's Dickumentary, how many chicks is too many chicks, the Omnibus bill, eating hair, Ron Babcock is "sorry not sorry" that he doesn't give a fuck about his friends or free speech being sued to oblivion, and Chutzpah explodes all over the lolsuit with a new motion for sanctions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Mnemonic
So I was watching this episode where Maddox is unpacking his new katana. Its an old video from 2009, its pretty good. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34</a>
Girf Strongweiner
Putting a show called "The Dick Show" on PornHub? I love it!
GunsBeerFreedom
It didn't go to discovery. The hearing on the motion to dismiss was postponed to who the fuck knows when for who the fuck knows why.
The fucking lolsuite went into discovery., Is it me or everyone else that's batshit? Or are they just making me batshit?
Saint Pepe
I can always tell when my woman is ovulating cuz my dick knows and pops random boners 4x a day like I was in highschool.
Also, I jerk with my left hand and I write with my right hand. Around the turn of the century I decided to train myself to use my left hand in order to keep my right hand clean. It was weird at first but now I couldn't imagine jerking it any other way. I just remembered that this was a topic of interest.
Jerking it too much can cause brain damage, I know from experience.
The Least Creative
I only briefly skimmed it but it seems to combine REST concepts with prolog style predicates. Am I oversimplifying it? I will have to read more about this later. Thanks for the share
Hey Dick, Web 3.0 is kinda my thing, happy to shine a light on it. The next paradigm of web architecture (if TBL gets his way) would be a decentralized web, based on the Linked Data principles (data over documents, every concept and thing has a machine readable identifier URL). The approach has logic and machine-readability at its core, so data can be more easily re-used and understood (e.g. without having to create massive infrastructures to scrape data from websites which currently are walled gardens based on advertisement and data mining). In basic terms, one can now refer to and make statements about anything ever imagined through URL's (Technically IRI's). Since concepts like `birthdate` also have identifiers, your computer can intepret the documents for you and answer your questions. Much like the Star Trek computers. Futhermore, since it's decentralized, no giant entities would be able to censor certain data they don't agree with. <a href="https://www.w3.org/TR/rdf11-primer/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.w3.org/TR/rdf11-primer/</a>#section-Introduction <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPARQL" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPARQL</a>
Mark King
I jerked off to it and now I'm done.
Imagine Stephen Hawking in his robot microsoft Sam ass voice: I'm Cumming
Ali
Jaysus, that artwork is AMAZING