Maddox vs. Patreon The Courtroom Transcript

punishur

HE HE

VSDC.TV

I would have loved to see this played out in real life. He had repetitive nonanswers for the Judge.

I'm just curious, who has the movie rights to the story of the whole lolsuit fiasco??? I would assume that Dick has the rights to tell the tale. Somebody please tell me if I am wrong, thank you!!!

Caleb Winters

We’re done.

Alex Campbell

I thought this was satire when they mentioned that Jessica and Maddox broke up.

Adam Lane

Well, that was fun.

"THE COURT: Is this harrassment?" How's that for irony? Hehe

We're done.

Ramlan Kamal

Wow! Ramos is a fucking awesome judge! No bullshit at all!

I get a Trey Gowdy vibe from Judge Ramos' remarks, so an actor fitting that bill gets my vote for the transcript reenactments.

Poopfeast420

"The first question I have about this case is why are we here?" Ramos' first statement says everything you need to know about this shitpiece of a suit.

"That's Barbara Shandwick"

688as

Landau reminds me a lot of Chris Chan.

Dick Masterson

No wonder Ramos was so pissed.

Dick Masterson

The transcript for everyone else is at lolsuit.com on the last page.

Dick Masterson

Same. I hope we're related.

Dick Masterson

They've all got to be gold. His cases are fucked!

Dick Masterson

That's how little work Landau put into this suit.

Dick Masterson

I saw that. Very interesting.

Dick Masterson

He's the funniest TDS character yet.

Dick Masterson

Great line.

Dick Masterson

I paid extra to keep it from going public. j/k

this is absolutely fucking hilarious, a ramshackle affair if i do say so myself

HAHAHAHA it's only 16 pages. Ramos was so fucking done with this shit and this was the smaller hearing

WE ARE DONE HERE

Wesley Lima

This is like a prequel!

That is one of the best things I've read in a while. Where are the rest of the transcripts for the other defendants? This judge's remarks are pure gold.

"He is a proponent of harassment and so on and so forth."

This is amazing

Twistlock

Annihilated..

sagacious zu

I didn't think I could love Ramos more than I did before.

Tyler

We're done.

Mr. Neil

Rackets emergency livestream!

Absolutely beautiful reading. Definitely made my day brighter

Phone Losers of America

Oh man, that was a great read. I kind of want to see transcripts from every case Landui has ever represented. Someone get all of those and turn it into a hilarious radio drama comedy podcast.

Keith Richards

“I didn’t even get to the terms of use.” I lol’d.

Jeremy Kurowski

Just stomped into the ground, and beaten like a bitch. Another judge just not having it, and not dealing with this bullshit case. DICK, IS, THE WINNNNNNNNNAR!!

"...so on and so forth." always breeds a sense of confidence in belief of what you are saying. LuL

Nicholas Melchiori

"we're done"

Ty

Name spelled wrong at the beginning lul

Richard Heck

Loren Baker is a guy. I had to look it up. Cuz I was wondering if she was hot.

Fosco

Landui: But I didn't even get to- Ramos: WE'RE DONE!

Zach Owen

Page 12: "barbara shandwick"

Tessou

What a great ending. "We're done."

Hold the phone, you're barking up the wrong tree landog

Jared

Interesting, this transcript refers to Mental Jess as Maddox's former girlfriend back in May.

Alexander Sturm

We're done. Killed it.

Brett Andreassen

Holy shit, I love this judge

Ryan Smith

Fucking fantastic hahahaha.

Mike lea

Landau: "the defendant is a platform"

sticky frog

FYI the link in this post includes the exclamation, so it doesn't work.

688as

Look at Asterios over here.

BillBull

Your ! In your link breaks it.