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Dicktation - The Predator (2018)
🕑 Added 2020-07-17 19:05:40 +0000 UTCJoin Vito, Sean, and me as we harness the future of autism and conquer with universe with The Predator (2018). This movie is fucking terrible and I hate everyone in it. I hate the Lady Predator, I hate their dogs, I hate the "Loonies", and I hate the kid. This movie made me hate all movies.
Enjoy!
Start the commentary track and listen for the instructions on when to press play on your movie. Or don't even watch the movie because it's dog shit and just listen to the track.
Comments
dan Hibiki
oof... gonna have to watch a real Predator movie to cleanse the palate. That was painful.
Daniel Riley
This film was cast by a woman.
Thomas Merhout
I’m so into this Predator is my favorite franchise and I’ve avoided this one because of how horrible it seemed. Thank you for providing sugar for my medicine. Like a gummy edible, jk: weed isn’t medicine.
everyone in here needs to grab a fucking clue
Same basic story of shit. Except they Repcon the entire Terminator 2 (the best one) movie to make that piece of dark shit.
Great commentary. I am so done with kids in movies like this. Jurassic Park posioned the well. Dude should have been PTSD. But nope, got to make 'tism into a Predator. What a fucking joke.
Daniel Riley
Wasn’t this meant to be Terminator?
BillBull
Commentaries are great content. Yeah, you have to do some work yourself to get the full experience, but it's fine.
He can’t stream movies in part or in whole
Soft Weekly
Is this the bonus content? Am I paying for them to watch movies I can’t hear?
Samuel A.M.W.
Why is there so much hate for a movie about a brave female Astronomer who is also at the TOP OF HER FIELD in extraterrestrial studies, who has to to find the survival instincts she needs to hunt down a Predator like she's Anton fucking Chigur. It was just as "badass" as the original: IT'S SHANE BLACK WRITING! He told the pussy jokes! My favorite line in this one is definitely "If this motherfucker's such a fucking space badass how the fuck were my boys able to fuck his shit up and lay his stupid fuck-shit ass on this here, table? Fuck yeah."
Tits
Next do song of the south
Jimmy Smits
Next time I invade a home and somebody cocks a shotgun I'm yelling, 'NICE TRY BUT THATS A MYTH'
Clyde Frog
This movie is so fucking bad. It retcons the rest of the series as badly as Disney Star Wars. That bitch from the G4 channel is in it too, and she's dogshit. Just, so many problems.
Jimmy Smits
I had movie pass and could see any movie practically free and I didnt even consider seeing this.
That's a too lenient of review.
